The next day Tom the penis thought he would go to the store to get some tissues. He had a really bad cold and couldn't stop sneezing. When Tom got to the store every body screemed and killed themselves. But there was one big whore who wanted to slide on his fire pole so she did and they had kids because all the condoms where two small. THE END
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Tom the penis
HumorThere was a boy name Tom who lived a very happy life until a witch turned him into a penis