Um why not brew

um why tho 💀

"How many times have I told you kiwi, Cas is not real" I say reassuringly to my good friend kiwi. "W-why would you say that? Your supposed to be a good friend but noooo, you have to be a crusty potato and call me stoopit for falling for that smexy beast." Kiwi says while sobbing her eye balls out and pointing at the TV.

Daelyn then walk in with this poor guy. He had a black cloth bag over his head. " Kiwi I have found the cure for your depression" she says while ripping the cloth off of the poor guys head. " H-help me" the guy says while being pinned down by kiwi.

" UWU ITS YOU MISHA, DAELYN HOW DID YOU GET HIM?" Kiwi says in an oddly good anime girl voice.

" I have my ways", Dealyn says with a sly smirk. " Um, am I the only one confused with this right now?" I say.
"Okay I will explain to you" Daelyn says while holding her hands up in he air. " So I saw how depressed kiwi was because Misha died on supernatural, so I went and found him for her" Daelyn explains.
       

      ~ Time skip brought to you by Jensen Ackles good looks~

By now kiwi has let Misha get off of the floor and let him sit on the couch. Daelyn is in the kitchen cooking some food and I'm sitting on the couch wishing that todoroki was real.

Of course he has to be a anime character and can't come real. I look over to see kiwi laying her head on Misha's lap while Misha looks more comfortable, than he was before.

Dealyn then comes into the living room with the food she cooked. " Mmm that looks good" I say while drooling on myself. " Most of this food is for Misha so don't even think about eating it all JENJEN" Daelyn says while handing the food to kiwi and Misha.

" WhAt... I do no such things" I say with my hands up in the air. " Oh by the way I'm going on a date with this guy named Levi Ackerman tomorrow so don't expect me to be home to cook this food bruhders" Daelyn says while smiling.

I look at her with a shocked expression and say " Let me guess he has black hair".

"Yes".

"Steel gray eyes?".

"Yeah, okay how do you know all of this you weirdo, are u trying to take my mans".

" What no, I was just wondering, because there is this dude from an anime I watched called attack on Titan with a guy by the name Levi Ackerman."

Daelyn looks at me with a dumb look on her face. " Jensen don't be stoopit, no anime character can be real".

"Really?"  I ask.

"Really" she says back with a hand on her hip.

Okay now I am officially going crazy, there is no way in hell that she could be going on a date with Levi Ackerman. I say to myself.

"Bro, could you all shut up, I'm trying to enjoy this time with Misha" kiwi says while laying her head on him.

"Get a room" me and Daelyn say in unison.

" Shut the mouth" kiwi says back with a mocking tone.

*Another time skip cause I can*

By now it was about ten o'clock at night. I was as tired as a mule that has been working for about twelve hours. "Well guys I'm heading to bed" I say walking to my bedroom.

Well this is another chapter completed although they dont make sense
Levi- like you
Me- um shut up shorty I'll fight you and break you like a stick
Levi- you can't do that I'm not real
Me-*knocks him out* well that's all byeeee. ❤️