Danis bf shooketh. "Dani babygirl why you cheat on me wit Charli??"
"I aint yo babygirl anymore i with stanky Charli" say Dani
"But why :( ?"
"Cuz she have strap on" Dani hold up the 11in strap on.
Dani bf do a snatchy. "its my strap on now >:3"
He shove philip (the strap on is now named philip) up his buttox