The Miyumi Story XD

The cat

One starry night, miyumi sees a cute guy holding a cat

And the cat ate her .

Miyumi is infected by a C-virus .

And his onii chan gave her a pill.

That got destoyed by a nuclear bomb .

Coming from planet of sandwiches (rulled by beavers)

And the enemies were dogs .

And the beavers were ruled by the cats .

Who had anger problems .

Meanwhile, miyumi .

Rape her brother .

(P.S Bill Tenshi Is Her Brother)

Miyumi holds a knife (yandere mode)

"Oniichan can I have your blood  ?"

Her brother say ....

"Yes !"

While juggling knives .

Then miyumi hold the knife tightly and licks it .

But his brother stop his evil intentions toward her brother .

And then she cried .

And then a wild slowpoke appeared .

And ash get in the scene .

That blow up team rocket .

The villagers mourned the lost by sucking a gluten free pop sicles made out of seal fat .

And they get all really fat .

And develop hat fetishes .

Then ash challenges a new gym leader .

And they get rape .

And poisoned .

After using 999 condoms .

Which causes an outrage with the environmet awareness community .

And the price of condom raise .

Leading many people use tinfoil instead .

And injured their sexual organs .

And they suffer from bloody sexual organs .

Which was passed to younger generations by evolution .

Suddenly a colossal titan appear .

And theyre sexual organs became iron .

And get smashed by the titans .

And everyone screamed for ice cream .

But the ice cream was melted .

Which manifested plue .

Plue was a mighty god of ice cream .

Granting everybody's wishes for more ice cream .

Everyone was happy .

But sandwhiches are still left from planetary annihilation .

And Kirito was happy with Sandwich-kuns .

And they had *** .

Because you know sandwich stuff .

And they gave birth to dangos .

Which had potato salad poop .

And mayonnaise pee .

With no expiry dates .