The Miyumi Story XD

The Marines .

But actually, Before the meteor crashed into earth, A small group of people took shelter on mars

He then decided to join a group of space marines to retake earth from the evil meteor

But he fell off a tree and broke his leg .

The leg Transformed to a Killer Machine .

But came face to face with a really pretty girl .

And he fell off a tree and killed the killer machine .

Then the killer machine Broke .

The girl fell off a tree onto him and they fell in love .

And the Greenpeace assassins yelled "shacka lacka!" the whole time .

good thing the hellicopter had a "Peace" nuclear bomb, nice timing .

Then all of a sudden.......

A giant eagle swims in mid air,  using its Geass.

The assassins, now under the command of the eagle, suddenly .

started laughing at harry styles hair cut .

and Strip naked while Dancing .

And Harry Styles started crying after all of it .

And he loved it .

Then one day .

unlike the other days,

Justine Bieber Killed Himself .

In the corner u see .

WHEN HE GOES TO HIS PRIVATE bedroom

after discovering he has ebola...

He traveled to another dimension to find a cure .

i ran in to piss on his dead body .

Then, the main character decided that the story was getting too far from the main plot...

and killed him self , and woke up in hell

where he saw alcucard slapping the devil .

While being penetrated by hades

and then luffy and pop eye where comparing they're arm tumors

as a giant giraffe leaped out of the closet and licked his forehead

While he watched Naruto end .

and cheered to see something so shit finally end

they all cried as this final moment passes with such,

Painful constipation

But suddenly pie aliens invaded

And shat pies out of their .

space ships from Uranus .

then i found a space-hoker , and i slipped with her .

Into a luxurious dressing gown .

Which had magestic magical powers .

enough to summon all the love from their pitiful hearts .

and they all have a happily ever after :D

In the end, The moral of this story Is:

Shit

Stay in drugs, Don't do milk, And drink your school .

La Fin..

Meanwhile ...

TO BE CONTINUED