I opened my eyes tried to shift Morty off of me. He grumbled and twitch but didn't move. I kicked him on to the floor. He landed butt up sound asleep. I giggled and got up stretching.
We had fallen asleep watching scary movies again. At this point I might as well move in I spent most nights here anyways. I groaned at the thought of getting up.
(Rick's not going to let me live this down. Is he?) Usually, if we fall asleep together its at least downstairs this time it was in his room.
I head out of Morty's room towards the bathroom and smack into the old man himself. He eyed me up and down then the direction I had just come.
(Damn. Busted.)
"Ohhh, so what were the two of you doing last night?" He raised an eyebrow, amused.
"Watching scary stuff-phhh..." a yawn interrupted me mid-sentence.
"Oh yeah, I'm s-UURR-re that's what - you too were getting at - you two were doing." He burped while teasing me. He was already drink this morning?
"It was. Now I've gotta pee. Move it." I pushed him playfully and headed towards the bathroom. I heard him laughing as I closed the bathroom.
When I got back to Morty's room he was still asleep in that weird position. My phone buzz from under the covers he was laying on. I rolled my eyes and grabbed it making him fall.
The message was from Rick and include a picture of Morty as had previously been laying with his ass in the air. I laughed and read his text.
Dick:
~ Hahahaha! Feel free to use this as blackmail. I know I am
7:40~ Ha! Thanks for that. I will be too
7:40~ Come down here. When your done making out with you're boyfriend
7:42I rolled my eyes and bounced downstairs. I stop by the kitchen and grabbed some fruit and ate while I waited on the coffee to brew. I made two cups and head towards the garage. From first glance, I thought Rick was working on some sort of gun. I put the coffee down next to him.
"Took you long enough. How're things between you and your boyfriend?" He took a swig of his flask then notice the two cups of joe. He took one allowing me time to swipe his flask.
"Don't make fun of me." I frowned. I put the bottle to my lips. He knew I wouldn't drink any of it but he still didn't like me holding it. I sat my coffee down not wanting to spill it.
"I'll stop if you give me the flask. Besides you're too young for it." He snatched it from me and poured the rest into the coffee mug. I rolled my eyes.
"Your too overprotective and it's not like you need a stimulate and a depressant. Why you call me down here?" I pursed my lips. He was going to make a comment about me commenting on his life choice when Morty busted in the door.
"Rick - I'm gonna - I'll kill you!" He told Rick. Rick grabbed the gun he had been fiddling with and shot Morty. He stopped moving.
"Morty! What did you do?" I freaked and ran to Morty, who's muscles seized up and petrified him like he had seen Medusa, herself.
"He'll be fine in a min-UUUTTT-te. I blackmailed him with that photo." He winked at me. He put the gun away. "Help me with him will, ya?"
He pocketed his portal gun and grabbed Morty and started dragging him towards his ship. I opened the door and strapped him into the back seat. I ran upstairs and grabbed him clothing that wasn't PJ's. Rick climbed into the driver's seat after refilling his flask and getting our coffees.
"We are going to Biltz and Chips. Can't leave Morty home alone." He smiled at me. "Beth and Jerry are on some weird Titanic-themed vacation."
"Sounds like Beth's dream vaycay." I giggled. Rick just smirked. It was a quiet ride but I didn't mind and neither did Rick. We didn't really believe in small talk. Morty woke up when we were almost there.
"Rick! I can't believe that y-you would photoshop that photo li... _____! I didn't see you there." He blushed and looked down and didn't say anything else. Rick chuckled.
(What did Rick do to the picture?)
"We're h-EEEEER-re!" He skidded to a halt in the parking lot.
We played for hours between me and Rick we held the high score on every machine. We got some food, I think, it tasted okay. It was a pastel purple color meat. Rick ordered it and I always trust his judgment.
"This place is getting- is boring. You want to bounce?" He asked after he died on Roy 2: Dave, which is the dumbest name.
"If Morty is ready." I ran over to the yellow shirt boy. "Hey, you want to head out?"
"Uhh-Yeah!" The yellow shirt boy said.
"Morty! ____! I found a dimension made of chocolate!" Rick ran over to us. He made a portal under us. We fell through and land in a mud puddle. It splashed up getting in my mouth.
"Yummy! Dark chocolate!" I licked my lips.
"Wow!" Morty was shocked looking around amazed.
"This is by far the best place you've taken me, Rick!" I screamed and throw a ball of chocolate mud at his face.
"I'm glad you like it ____." He smiled and returned my favor, splashing me with the stuff.
We spent the rest of the day throwing goop at each other. Also, we ran around eating things like tree limbs, rocks and Rick ate a small animal at one point, which was a little weird. There was even a lake made out of white chocolate that we swam in after I made Rick get us bathing suits. I refused to go skinny dipping in a normal lake little less a mystery lake in an unknown universe, even if it was made out of chocolate.
At dusk, we decided that we shouldn't spend the night and started heading out. I had just put on my shirt when we heard it.
"Rick- Rick do you hear that?" Morty asked as a giant peppermint creature appeared from behind the edge of the forest.
"Run!" Rick yelled. We bolted towards him. The monster tore a tree out of the ground and tossed it over my head. A root pinned me to the ground, trapping me.
"Help!" I heard the sound of a portal open.
"______!" The portal closed as I lost consciousness.
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Life Across Dimensions
FanfictionI got knocked out and woke up in the garage with the wrong Rick and Morty. Where the hell are mine? This new Rick is acting weird around me and the Morty is really shy. It's kind of cute... in-a-I-want-to-pinch-his-check-like-a-old-lady-way. Whooh s...