Trisha Paytas' Email

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It was a normal day for Trisha, crying on her floor eating her 509 chicken nuggets, from McDonalds.
When she gets an email from Mrs McDonald's

The email read: Dear Miss thicc mamacita paytas, please come visit our trash school with devil children (there are definitely NO pedos that will kidnap you ;)) ) please email me back or I will find you and have you for breakfast with egg and panca...

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The email read: Dear Miss thicc mamacita paytas, please come visit our trash school with devil children (there are definitely NO pedos that will kidnap you ;)) ) please email me back or I will find you and have you for breakfast with egg and pancakes!
- regards Mrs Pro Gamer McDonald

"Interesting, no pedos and maybe free food? I mean that sounds like one heck of a deal!!!" She thought out loud, while looking through the email, still nibbling away at the source of her depression.

Trisha Paytas starts break-dancing on the floor, flinging 2 pieces of chicken nuggets out of her reach. They bounced along the walls and hit her in the head. At that moment, her stupidity reached the ceiling and she yelled, "I'M GOING TO HER SCHOOL!" She ignored all of her family and friends to pack for her exciting day, scared that they will steal the food before her.

She quickly wrote an email back to Mrs McDonald's b; Dear Mrs Pro Gamer Murd. I have read your request and gratefully accept. I'm all for a Anti-Pedo zone and some free food. Don't invite anyone else, though cause I'm awkward with other guests? Well, see you next Saturday. See you soon. See you later.
I'm watching you, right now.

She was stupid because students don't go to school on Saturday.

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