Trisha Paytas' Kidnapping

Escape And Death

The door slammed open and an old skinny legend walled in.
"M-Mr ObOy?!?
"WHATCHO DOING YO WIMP GET UP!!! >:("
The man picked him up by the neck and threw him like he was playing Gaelic Football.
"OMG IM TELLING ON YOU" Mr Looneytoonssaid like a snitch.
Mr ObOy immediately stopped and started screaming, "OMG NO DONT TELL MRS MCDONALD!!!"
He started crying and jumping into walls but little did he know there was a nail sticking out from the wall which stabbed him in the stomach.
Trisha started crying in panic
"whAt tHe friCK i nEed tO gEt ouT" She managed to escape the room as the door was unlocked and the two weirdos were having a mid life crisis.

When Trisha walked out, she fell into a dark hole. It consumed her soul and she was transferred to another universe. One where chicken nuggets didn't exist, the school was a military base and the pedophile groups were presidential. Trisha's soul emerged into the hole, screeching and she became a member of society.

For the two idiots;
Mr ObOy and Mr Looneytoons were dangling from the ceiling as one was bleeding
"I'm your father..." Mr ObOy whispered into Mr looneytunes ear.
Looneytoons eyes widened as tears formed and he held his hands over his mouth.
"D-Don't die on me, pApA!!!" He cried and stuck plasters over the opposite side of the wound, cause he's dumb.

"Luna." The dying skinny man said. Looneytoons forehead wrinkled as his fave turned to disgust.
"Who the f*ck is Luna? Are you cheating on me?!"
"whAt you're mY SoN"
"I'm glad you're dying, dad." He puffed and kicked Oboys head. Mr Oboys coughed out blood and closed his eyes.
"I'm glad you're dying too..." His last words were and he faded to dust. Luney gasped as there was a dagger in his chest and also died.

Trisha felt their souls fading while being transferred and prayed.
"Halleyoyoyahju-jang."
The mongolian phrase for
'Fuck you, telepathic dipshits.'
The fading souls suddenly started vibrating and before completely disappearing, turned into a middle finger gesture.