About 7 weeks after Peppa was killed
After Peppa and her rebound, Stacy, Candace was feeling quite in the dumps. She felt as though no one would ever love her again for all the awful things she had done. Walking home from a long night at the bar, she catches a cloaked pink flash brushing past her and her heart flutters in her chest. "Peppa?" She calls out to the strange figure. The figure keeps moving and they pull their hood further down. Candace, knowing that Peppa would be one to do that, starts to run after the person. As Candace grew faster, so did the cloaked form. Candace, wielding the power of all the gods and unholy beings, flew into the sky. Screaming and laughing, she crashed down on to the creature. Instantly the thing under her pushes Candace off and spins around. The cloak flies away and reveals a pink pony with a curly, poofy tail. The pony's head, however, looks exactly like Peppa's head. The lady laughs, her body shaking and her voice sounding like a chorus of people speaking together as one. "YOU FOOL," she smirks, "I AM PEPPA'S LONG LOST SISTER. PEPPA PIE. MY MOM HAD SEX WITH A PONY AND IM WHAT CAME OUT OF IT. OF COURSE THEY TOSSED ME OUT BUT PEPPA ALWAYS KEPT ME CLOSE. SHE RAISED ME, PRACTICALLY. I OWE MY LIFE TO HER. IT WAS A SHAME WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAD KILLED HER." Candace yawns. "Hey hey hey you pony shit, I'm not in the mood for a fight or a life story so can you just get to the point already?" Candace mumbles under her breath and sighs. It was clear that she had been hoping to see the real Peppa under that cloak. Peppa Pie glares down at Candace, feeling only disgust for this simple being that has somehow taken her sister's heart and her life. "IF YOU'RE THAT IMPATIENT THEN FINE." Peppa Pie lunges at Candace and bites Candace on her neck, aiming to kill her right away. Candace moans, "Fuck yeah you're way better than Stacy!!" Peppa Pie grimaces and pulls away, giving Candace a perfect position to strike and take the pony down. "Take that you fucker!" She wails at the pink hybrid. Of course her epic jujutsu won't be enough to kill Peppa Pie. Peppa Pie screeches with the loudness of a thousand souls and she uses her tail to choke Candace. Candace just starts to laugh. "God, you're really good at making this sexual." "SHUT UP YOU DICK!" Candace takes out a knife and cuts off Peppa Pie's tail in one swing. "You really think you can defeat me?" Peppa Pie snarls. "OF COURSE I CAN. MY SISTER DELIVERED A FINAL MESSAGE TO ME SAYING THAT I NEEDED TO EXTERMINATE YOU. THIS IS HER WILL SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE CARRIED OUT." Candace sits down on a rock and thinks for an hour and then stands again. "Aight bet" is Candace's last words to Peppa Pie, as Peppa Pie slices her teeth across Candace's body. Candace has tears in her eyes as the world around her fades to black.
THE END
