Garfield loves something more than Lasagna

Garfield you fat cat you are so fat

Oddie could hardly belief just how ginormous garfield's orange ass is. He pretended not to notice it but he just couldn't stop staring at his bulbus glutious maximus. Garfield noticed that and decided to use it against his will. 

"Oddie do you like my bulbus glutious maximus" 

Oddie's sweat dropped and went "arf arf" 

Garfield just stared at Oddie with a long craving lusty stare. Oddie looked deep into Garfield's eyes it was like looking into two nebulae and he couldn't look away. and Then Garfield pounced on Oddie?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

He purrs and says "Why don't you have a taste with that bulbus tongue of yours." 

Oddie sticks his tongue out but doesn't know what to do with it for it is his first time being flirted with by the obese cat (fat fucking bitch). 

"Does little Oddie not know what to do with his fat long tongue" he purrs. 

"arf argh" Oddie groaned. 

 Garfield unclipped his hot pink velvet bra. 

Oddie's tongue lolled out he was pretty much begging for Garfield at this point, non-verbally. 

Garfield but his huge pregnant looking ass fucking bitch idiot stubid ass belly on Oddie's stomach towards his urethra. Oddie could feel Garfield's stomach acid sloshing inside. 

Garfuck's ass. mother fucking ass.