Garfield loves something more than Lasagna

Garfuck says the N word.

1. The tits. Oddie could not handle the BUBLOUS tits infront of him. The milky life givers that raised all of us. The ultimate life form. Oddie was foaming at the mouth shaking, quivering, pissing his pants. He wasn't prepared for this goddess infront of him he couldn't look away but deep in his concious he knew that this was satan in his rawest form like honey that could kill that babies if ingested. And at this moment Oddie felt like a baby drinking what he thought his mother necture but it was actually honey dripping out of Garfucks titties. It tasted like honey but with spaghetti sauce and the pure essence of evil dripping out of his mouth the foam couldn't even compare. 

2. Oddie realized his REALLY wanted to suck Garfucks titty but he wasn't going to let himself fall out of his mission, his moral. He shook his head and stood up. 

"DIE MOTHERFUCKER" In a strangled voice all of his demonic agony bursting out through the seams. 

"I'm going to say the N word" Garfuck said calmly with his gruff yet lovely voice dripping with toxins.

Oddie stood there waiting for hell to break lose. Garfield says the n word. Garfield says the N WORD. (It's ok tho he has black stripes)

Garfuck opened his huge sexy thicc milf lips forming the n word on his long dripping tongue. 

Oddie tries to stop him gathering all his energy through his veins and into his fists to bitch slap Garfuck. 

Oddie thought at this moment he would be spilling out all straight facts but he couldn't say anything because he was so goddamn angy. 

He lunged forward to bitch slap garfield and surprisingly it worked and Garfield fell a few feet back. and then Garfield just stands there he didn't even fall he just stands there. oh god oh fuck how is he doing that Garfield opens his leg to piss to prove dominance and to mark his territory for he will have to save this later. 

"Goodbye Oddie you may plot to kill me but you will never forget the taste of my lassngan ass and you will never unsuck my ass."

To be Continued.