what the fuck? (Discontinued Stan x kyle)

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Kyle woke to the sound of his alarm clock. He grumbled and slams the off button on the alarm.'what a pain in the ass' he thought to himself. He sits up and looks at his phone to of course text his sbf stan marsh.

"Good mooooorning!"

"Sup man....dude i don't wanna go to school 😭💀"

"I know dude but we gotta. Want me to come over so we can both walk to the bus stop?"

"Please? And bring a coffee or something..."

"Okay see ya in a bit!"

And with that kyle sets his phone back on his night stand and gets up rushing downstairs to make the coffee.

After he's done he pours the sweet black liquid into to coffee cups. He and tweek had been working to get kyle a job a tweek bros coffee shop so kyle had been drinking/making coffee to be ready for the job.

Kyle look s at the clock "30 minutes till the bus is supposed to make it to the bus stop" the red head takes a notice of the and runs back upstairs to get changed.

He changes into a black t-shirt and his regular jeans with his original orange jacket and green hat to top it off.

Kyle makes sure to grab his bag, homework, phone, pencil yata yata. And heads back downstairs, grabbing the two coffees then heading to stans house.

~~with stan~~

Stan gives a sad smile to the brightly lit screen. He really liked kyle. He was much .nicer and didn't care what he did. He sighs and gets out if bed throwing his phone on the blankets. He just grabs what on the ground "half clean will do...not like i ever take off my coat" he sighs

The rest of his routine is very short as he puts on his coat and his red puff ball hat and finishes with putting on a pair of shades.

After he's done he waits outside for the nerdy red head to come over.

Without much of a wait kyle comes over with his two cups of warm coffee handing one to the taller teen.

Stan stretches from his spot and groans rubbing at his head as his shades fall down his nose letting the light blind him "hey Kyle... Thanks a lot"

Kyle of course blushes and smiles not questioning the shades .it was true kyle had a slight huge crush for stan but just didn't want to ask or be rejected then get made fun of for being gay, So he just kept it to himself."n-no problem"

Not noticing the shorter teens blush, Stan takes a swig and nearly spills it all over burning his mouth " ow- ouch hot ow- good hoo ow fuck"

Kyle giggles with a concerned expression "you okay? You should probably blow on it before you drink it"

Stan coughs nodding with a bit of a rough unused voice now scorched with coffee " that should have been the plan... It's good. You get this from tweeks shop? Don't be spending money on me man"

Kyle blushes more "actually tweek taught me how to make it, i might actually start working there if mr. Tweak lets me"

Stan gives a rare smile standing from his spot and joining Kyle on the sidewalk and starts to walk nodding for his friend to join him " you should. It's really good... Though it may just be cuz I really fucking need it today... Wendy... " The rest of the sentence sours and stays in his throat

Kyle looks down gritting his teeth." Why am i not surprised..." He says and walks next to stan "shes a bitch that shouldn't even be wasted time with... Im sorry stan." Kyle says in a sigh then mutters under his breath "I honestly wish you would stop falling for her and just be with me..."

Stan sighs taking another more cautious sip and hums at the warmth "she just... Gets in my head Everytime I move on... Like she can't handle me being happy... So she weasels her way back i-" he stops with snow skidding from his boots and growls turning his nose down as the devil herself walks by onto the bus stop. It's easy to tell the glasses are there to not only keep the sun out, but to hide dark sleepless and red eyes

'For fucks sake! really?!' Kyle says in his head out of anger and then sighs. He hated wendy just like he hated cartman "want to just stay here and avoid her?"

Stan quickly turns heading down the side path to another farther bus stop down the road looking more red in the face than when he got burned. He knew Kyle would stay with him, and he smiled for it into his collar. Once out of view, he slips behind a fence and growls into his glove he slides down to the snow not caring if his jeans would get wet and sighs gratefully offering Kyle a seat and a sip of his coffee "she's a slut and a fucking cunt"

Kyle doesn't hesitate to sit next to stan "shes not worth shit. And she never will be worth the anything.." He growls as he lifts his scarf over his nose to warm his cheeks down and stares at stan from the corner of his eyes with his blush not leaving.

Stan flushes hard and clears his throat. The last thing he wants his weirdness at this moment, but he can't help but feel better at the compliment. "Th-thanks.... I bet whatever girl gets you some day will be thrilled... You're... Uh....". The moment is soured by an obnoxious chortle and laugh " couple of faggots"