what the fuck? (Discontinued Stan x kyle)

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Kyle stood then grabbed his bag "sure if you want" he wasn't really one to ditch but when he did it was usually with stan or if he was just having one of those days where cartman would get too much under his skin.

Stan smirks getting up and avoiding the teachers gaze. He basically pulls Kyle's arm as he shoots down the hall and out the front door passed the sleeping guard. The pull turns into more of a gentle hold of his forearm as he strides through the snow

Kyle blushes as he watches as stan drag both of them to where ever they were going. The snow crunching beneath their feet. Kyle always liked the snow. It looked so pretty and how it would sparkle in the sunlight made it even more pretty.

Stan keeps them at a steady pace until they end up at the now crystalized lake on the north end of town. He lets go and grins sliding into the ice in his sneakers like skates "God it's nice to be the hell outta there- no more bitches for this guy. I'm my own man!". The thin usually bumbling and stumbling teen gets more grace when on the ice, like how penguins look dopey until underwater. "Kyle, don't date girls EVER. They break you up inside- jus stick to hobbies or whatever"

Kyle looks at stan with a smile "well i-im... Actually g-gay" he rubs the back ack of his neck nervously.

Stan stops on the back of his heels as he was doing a backwards slide and stumbles backwards onto the slippery ice "ga-a-aAY?" The last louder part is more yelped out with a squeak in the black haired teens voice as he falls on his back and blushes "ow. Uff... How long? I... I'm so sorry... Did i- I mean- I never thought-wait-oh MY GOD- did I offend you? Don'tthinkI'manassIevenwonderaboutthatsometimes-I" all this comes out in a blur as Stan covers his reddened face still flat on the icy lake

Kyle gives a warm smile and slides to stan "as long as you don't think im weird than it doesn't bother me at all dude"

Stan peeks out from his hands and groans defeated laying on the ice "can I ask something...?"

Kyle looks at stan while trying to maintain his balance "um yeah? Whats up?"

He looks down before peering back up at Kyle with an honestly curious look "how... Did you know?"

Kyles face flushes pink and looks away "h-how did i know i was g-gay?"

Stan swallows a lump in his throat and nods before sitting up to see his friends reaction "yeah.... I... I'm not actually sure.... I'm all that straight either... But with fatass always doing that faggot this gay that- I never figured out how I'd even know"

"W-well to answer your question. I kinda h-have a crush on this guy... But i just feel like i belong with guys." Kyle explains

Stans face sinks in color before he shakes it off and questions further "is it the same as the feeling for girls? Or does it feel.... I dunno... Better...? I always like with girls. I've figured out it's not just Wendy's gross whore ass... Do you... Have any way to tell if someone else might be?"

"I puked all over her friend too one day when she tried stuff... I get sick to my stomach with girls. They're pretty, but I don't.... Feel it" his  face is flushing taking a glance up and down Kyle's thin form standing over him on the ice with him

"Well...it feels just like a crush would feel like... And maybe girls just make you sick... And or maybe you shouldn't be with girls either if it makes you sick stan... But i-i mean its just what i think! You don't have to listen to me! Hehe..." Kyle awkwardly laughs still trying to make sure he doesn't slip and fall.

Stan stops the rest of his questions and thinks for a bit rubbing his chin before looking around for anyone else there at the lake. Satisfied with their solitude, he clears his throat and blushes ".... We're close right...? You wouldn't laugh if i..... Tried...."

"Tried what? and i would never laugh at you stan" kyle gently smiles at stan

Stan blushes getting his courage up and is quick to take a knee and reach up to Kyle in a matter of seconds to plant an experimental kiss on his lips with his hands on the other teens shoulders to hold himself up

Kyles eyes widen but kisses back holding onto stans arms

Stan pulls back and takes a few gasping breathes. His eyes meet Kyle's as he grins "I didn't barf..." And stands more efficiently as he goes back and gives Kyle a gentler one

Kyle kisses back again and then after a little bit he pulls away with a smile."th-that was nice"

Stan bites his lip looking down "I'm sorry- I know u gotta crush on some guy. I jus really needed to know and I always liked u more than the other guys for some reason... U don't have to do that again if u don't want to. I'm just glad to know now..." His smile isn't all that convincing as he pulls back slightly in consideration for Kyle's feelings

Kyle looks down then back at stan "d-do you want to know if who i like?"

He blushes scratching under his hat "I mean... Yeah? Is he cool at least?"

Kyle smirks "the coolest. We walk to school together every morning."

"And his name is stan marsh"

(AAA! i always love this part but i have other favorite parts of the story as well! Keep reading to find out what happens! I thank you for reading up until this point! I will be able to get through with these very easy since all i have to do is copy and paste! And add minor details! I hope your enjoying the story so far! Have a pleasant evening!) - author~chan