Niall Horan- love is a crazy thing

THEY HAD A SEX SONG?!?

Josh's POV

I waited for her reaction, for her to scream, but it never came..........WHAT THE .KATNISS?!? I thought she would scream and or fangirl or try to get a handful of my hair. But no she just sat there smiling. Is she really mental?

" wow that's so cool, you were awesome in the Hunger Games but I loved little manhattan" she said. I blushed remembering that my first kiss was on set.

" so rose Mary was your first kiss?"she asked already knowing that rose Mary was.I blushed and nodded sheeply. She giggled. Through the whole plane ride we talked about ourself, we finally arrived in Spain.

"YEAH!! WOOP WOOP WERE HERE SUCKERS" Steph screamed jumping up and down in her seat.

" Look son it's a mental person" one of the passenger said to his 5 year old son.

"YAY GO MENTAL!" the kid cheered...........this plane is full of crazies -_-

"thank you, thank you" Steph said as she stood on her seat and bowed down I laughed as she jump around in her seat, the flight attendant was trying to calm her down with out knocking her out. And let me tell you it was HILARIOUS!!. Watching her run around the plane being chased by a flight attendant was the best thing ever, I think I'm going to stop using prviate flights and start using middle class they seem more fun then being in a private plane and not really talking.

When Steph was settled down we finally landed.

" oww that mean flight attendant didn't had to punch my arm" Steph said as I was poking her bruise that the flight attendant had cause. I laughed earning stares from other people but who cared?

Steph's POV

I feel as though I'm missing something really important,but what?

*beep* *beep* my phone beeped i took it out and saw a video the boys sent me, must be their new song it's called 'They don't know about 'us" I pushed play

~PLAY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SONG NOW!!!~

when the song end i cried, i love hearing the voices when they sing..............i know it's only been a day but i miss my 5 singing idiots, they mean the world to me, i love them so much even if me and Harry did break up, i will always love them

" oh my god Steph are you okay?, what is it, please don't cry" Josh said over comed with worridness. He hugged me.

"shhhh it's okay Steph just tell me what happen" he said.

"AJJSJDSKDGKDGAJDFJSJDS" I said it was muffled because i had my face buried in his chest.

"your a prostitute that lost her penguin ?'' he asked.

" no........*sniffle* i miss my boys" i said to him. '' it's okay, but your here to get away from the drama,when you get back and if you still miss them then it shows you care for them so right GO AND HAVE FUN OR ILL WHOP YOU ASS LIKE THE FLIGHT ATTENDENT!'' HE SCREAMED.

'' OH MY GOSH YOUR JOSH HUTCHERSON...........I LOVE YOU""

'' OH MY DONKEY KONG YOU STEPHANIE LOPEZ YOUR FRIENDS WITH ONE DIRECTION CAN I GET A PICTURE YOUR MY IDIOL!!!''

" what?'' i asked the girl. '' can I please have your autograph?'' she asked. i blinked at her..................

'' uh okay but i'm not famous'' i said to the girl thinking why would she want me to sign something?

'' haven't you seen your fan clubs?, your everyones idiol'' she said. i blushed

'' wow i had no idea aww thanks'' i said to her as she took a picture of me with Josh.

" what's your twitter name, I'll follow you and ill make sure my boys will follow you" I said to her. Her eyes widen and she wrote down her twitter name.

" Yes Louis really crazy?" The girl asked.

" Are you kidding me he is awesome and always crazy, and really loves carrots. Once when I had a bad dream the boys came to my room holding weapons like a broom, and Louis came in with a carrot, he said it was the one thing he was sleeping with because Hazza gave it to him." I said.

" I LOVE LARRY, BUT IS LARRY REAL?" She asked.

" I don't know, but they do make a cute couple, so what's your name?" I asked her.

" Ellie" she said.

" Aww look Ellie's getting a picture with a friend from One Direction, Oh please like she would ever wanted to talk to you"A fake blonde said as she came closer to us in stripper shoes. OH MY GOD THIS GURL IS THE MOST FAKE I'VE EVER SEEN!!

She has fake blonde hair, and fake boobs, fake eyelashes, fake beauty mark on her cheek, and she wears to much makeup SHE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN!!!

" hey don't talk to her like that at least she's more real then you" I said to the blonde. She gasped.

" how can you stand up for the worthless girl?" She asked.

"Cause I know she is not worthless"I said back.

" Did you liked Niall when he had crooked teeth, and was insecure?" I asked Ellie she nodded.

"I LOVED HIM SO MUCH HE HAD CROOKED TEETH IT MADE HIM LOOK CUTE,I STILL LOVE HIM" she said.

" eww gross he looked AWFUL when he had crooked teeth" the blonde said.

" *Gasp* DIRECTIONATOR!!"I accused her. Ellie giggled which made me smile.

" please leave the true directioners alone especially Ellie she is my new friend" I said Ellie had now a big smile on her face.

" so Ellie how old are you?" I asked her.

" 16" she said.

" cool I'm 17" I said. The blonde was long gone, I gave Ellie my number invade she wants to talk.

" we'll bye" I said she waved bye as I made my way towards josh.

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

" who texted?" Josh asked as he tried to get my phone.

" hold on oww you meanie" I said as he hit my head with his elbow.

" Aww the boys send my another one of their songs it's call Rock Me" I said as I pressed play.

~PLAY THE SONG...................NOW!!!~

(After song)

O.o O_o

My mouth was dropped open and so was Josh's.

They had a sex song!?!................and they send it to me?!?!

I next rolled on the floor laughing.

"OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATH" I said as I continued to laugh.

" HAHAHAHA THAT WAS TO FUNNY"josh said.