*kicks open door* Whats up f**kers!
Aloha: Why do you have my phone?!
F**k you thats why!
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Me: What comes before the last letter of the alphabet
Why?
Me: Cause I want to know
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Axel: Hey this apple calling Jamie I-
To talk tp a customer please press 1
Axel: *presses 1*
*wheeze*
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I can't find it!
Gogglez: Whay are you looking for
My happiness
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Skull: Do you have any shaving cream
No I don't like the taste
Skull: you eat shaving cream
No why would I eat it if I don't like the taste