"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
"Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."
"I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine seems to have been stolen."
"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."
“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”
“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”
“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”
“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”
“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
"Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’."
"You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me."
