The Science Of Destruction ( Science Bros AU)

Tony Gets His Chapter

  "Tony fucking Stark!" Pepper Potts's unusually loud voice boomed from the level beneath his bedroom. she was angry, what now ? Tony had wanted to sleep the day away but Pepper had other ideas.

The annoying taps and clicks of her heels echoed through the mostly empty house, up the stairs and barged into Tony's privacy. "Tony, they will kick you out of school, they aren't that fond of you and you just keep giving them reasons to hate you!"

  "Fuck them."

  "Tell them that and they'll be sure to expel you."

  "No. You fuck them, it'd really solve all my problems here."

  "You're an asshole, Tony."

  "So you'll do it?"

  " Hell no! Tony, you've got to take care of some things for yourself. There is no freaking way that I'll ever fuck anyone on the school board! Not even someone from our school! I am not a sex worker and for Christ's sake, stop acting like my pimp!"

  "Hey! I'm the best goddamn pimp you'll ever get!" He shouted at her as she left the room. She flipped him the bird before marching down the stairs and slammed the door behind her on her way out.

  "Bitch," He murmured before flopping to the other side of his bed.  He punched the wall, bleeding from his knuckles, "Jarvis, wake up!"

  "Good morning, Master Stark." The program woke him up in a semi-cheerful voice. "Coffee?"

  "Yes, and order me Thai food."

  "Having a friend over, Master Stark?" The machine inquired nosily.

  "No, Jarvis, just a date with you, me, and hunks of machinery."

  "Splendid. I'll have the food brought down to you."

  "Good boy, Jarvis. Go play fetch."

  "I'm not a...very well, sir."

  If all went according to plan, the delivery person and Jarvis would be the only people he had to talk to for the rest of the day. Tony needed time think, to focus, to teach himself a few things rather than having so stuck up loser of a teacher try to teach him pointless things that he actually already knew. In Tony's eyes, the educational system was bullshit and he wanted no part of it. He never wanted to have kids and if by some hellish miracle he did, they'd only have to learn what they wanted to learn. Not stupid things that they would never need to know anyways.

  The Thai food came rather quickly, Jarvis had ordered him one of each thing on the menu and he could hear the delivery kid struggle with the boxes and bags of food coming down the stairs to his lab/garage/work area/personal bar/basement. With a relieved huff the guy sat everything out on the coffee table. Stark looked over and smiled, noticing it was one of his school buddies.

  "Skipping class to deliver curry and noodles, Banner? Very unlike you." Tony teased the boy who was obviously crippled from being recognized.

  "Tony Stark, hey. No, um, it was half day, remember?" The boy looked down at his dark green watch, "school's been out for about an hour and a half, its two o'clock."

  "Time is conformation, Brucey."

  "Oh right, you don't follow anyone's rules..."

  "None but my own. Sometimes not even those...sit down and have a bite to eat."

  "Thanks...but I have to get back to work..."

  "Dude, I will literally pay you double this month's wages if you sit and eat with me. I'm bored and an upset girl woke me up by shouting at me this morning. Besides, we never get to hang out."