Story of my life!!

Happy Halloween Bitches

Happy Halloween everyone it's time to go to tha Halloween party I'm a sexy nun and my girlfriend Lanae is a sexy cheetah trust and believe we killing em the bouncers lickin they lips so I said "so u need some Vaseline bitch nigga" he looked shocked then said "nah just lookin at yo body Bae u know I can make u feel good my shift over at 1:00am" don't this nigga have a brain so I said "I'm not yo girl and I'm not going anywhere near your house bitch so get that out of your head" he shooked his and mumbled something that I didn't hear but it Okk when we got in there twerkaholic came on I started twerking on Lanae and grinding then we switched places and she started doing the same then we kissed and started twerking like that then we had a whole crowd of people every one was looking shocked but we kept dancing until hold you down came on and we started dancing again but this time more sexually and had these niggas on hard and shit they bitches mad or nah like what a bitch came over to means I stopped dancing and asked "yes how may I help u?" She was cute but not all that she said "could u stop fucking her on the dance floor so u can get whooped in my twerking contest if I win u have to fuck me if u win u could go on wit yo business" this bitch think she gon win psshhh plz she don't even have no ass Lanae went wit me and was watching then bandz to make her dance came on and I started getting and I even did some stripper moves girl I was killing them and Lanae was over there laughing at these bitches attempting to twerk even though some of them did do good I still won and some man gave me $50,000 and I looked at it like it was nun and put in my purse and looked at the man he looked shocked to see I did that so I said "I am a stripper I have seen more money than this I have more then this in my bank account so yea and if u thought I was gon fuck u then u got the wrong one" then this nigga smacked me I didn't even flinch then I yelled "you hit like a lor bitch" then me and Lanae started banking his ass then we heard sirens so we hurried and left and went home to think about another Holloween party to go to as we changed into other costumes this time I was a sexy genie and Lanae was a sexy princess and we headed out we when we were outside and saw these twins that looked just like Calvin and Sabrina so I yelled "Calvin and Sabrina" and they turned around and saw me and ran in me and lanaes arms sabrina crying thou so I asked "why aren't u guys at the orphanage and why are u crying?" She started crying again even harder then Calvin said anger in his voice "they tried to rape her and then when I went in there the security guard was raping her while she was telling them to stop when they did they didn't see me and that was the moment that I knew we needed to find u guys and get away before it can happen again and plus she can be pregnant and I don't want them doing nothing to harm it" after that we went in the house and I went in the bathroom and got a pregnancy test and gave it to her to take and she peed on it a min later it beeped and I looked at the results and she wasn't pregnant and I told her and she was very happy when we got downstairs Lanae and Calvin were talking aww that's cute after me and Sabrina talked I went in the living room because we were going to the mall to get them some clothes I was ready I had changed to sweat pants with a black crop top with black Jordan's then we left

5 hours later

Here we are at the food court after putting the rest of the bags in the car when we got home I knew they wanted to know what we work for so we all sat on the couch watching tv when Calvin and Sabrina asked "what do yall do for a living because u can't buy us all that then don't be a stripper or a prositoute? So we answered the question and they weren't mad or anything so I said "yes we are strippers famous ones at that and we get all that money because we get most money because are seen the most but we don't do that Thot shit thou" and Calvin said "I know u guys were because wit bodies like that yea I guessed but are yall together or Nahh" I laughed and said "yea been together for 2 years now" Sabrina blushed and said "I'm lesbian to but my girlfriend broke up with me because I told her the story but she didn't believe me so she said I was a Thot and she shouldn't have asked me out any way" and she started crying and I hugged her now Calvin was angry and said "I told u not to get involved with that bitch but u don't listen I told the bitch was snakey" and didn't care that he cursed either the thing that hurt me most was the cuts on her wrists so I asked "when did u start" and she said "when mom and dad died" so I just let her sleep after that.