You don't get high because you don't obtain anything, you achieve high
-Emily 2k19
I AM NOT MARRYING YOUR SON
-CT 2k19
Don't invite any black people to my wedding
-Dad 2k19
What is Demi-sexual? Do they like Demi-gods or something? Camp half-blood where you at?!?
-Emily 2k19
There is nothing more scary than losing your eyebrows
-Emily 2k19
*where did my mans go?*
Which one?!?
-Fork 2k19
I was think about socks... not tampons
-Dad 2k19
I'm single and ready to make out with this watermelon
-Emily 2k19
Did you period fuck him you sick fuck
-Kat 2k19
A side of green beans?... Are you fucking insane?
-CT 2k19
I love joking about being pregnant when I'm pregnant
-Teagan 2k19
Then I discovered heroine... and stopped my cocaine addiction
-Dad 2k19
I look like a man with Ramen Noodle hair
-Emily 2k19
