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David's pov

"Never thought I'd be making this video." I said as I glanced away from the camera at Emma, my wife. The two of us were sitting on the bed and the camera was set up to look at the both of us.

"Same." She said sweetly as she smiled.

"But we still have to keep it unto four minutes and twenty seconds so let's get this going!" I said clapping Emma rolled her eyes.

"Yeah yeah."

"Anyway we lied to you, sorry." I said bluntly as I pointed at the camera. "Maybe I should title this, Trisha was right." I whispered under my breath, Emma burst out laughing.

"Well we only kinda lied it's wierd."

"I'll explain myself, I promise it all started about a month ago. I got a letter from trump saying get the fuck out."

"And then I was like, no I can marry you for citizen ship."

"And so we did, platonically. But because I'm a sleazy bitch I wanted to get vlog footage out of it. So we faked a relationship."

"It's worth mentioning that we pretended because we thought that would be decided well by viewers." Emma said as she rolled her eyes at me.

"Yeah, that too." I said laughing. "But then Emma and I got married and something absolutely crazy happened! I realized I loved her." I said as I smiled at her.

"And I love him too."

"So we are really a couple now it's not fake, it was but it's not anymore I promise." I said

"Is that it?" Emma asked as she looked at the camera."

"Oh and Emma's pregnant!" I blurted out.

"No I'm not!" She said laughing a she pushed me down on the bed kissing me.

"That's it im ending it here." I said as I got up turning off the camera. I then turned back to her. She was smiling and she looked so beautiful.

"You are so stupid."

"I'm sorry I had to baby." I said she couldn't help but smile back at me.

"They won't believe us when I am if you do that shit." She said I felt myself light up?

"Does that mean you want kids with me?" I said as I jumped up Emma smiled at me.

"David..." Emma groaned. "You are overreacting."

"No no, I want one too! Let's make one now, or at least practice." I joked.

"Let's just stay just married for a little bit longer buddy." She said as she stood up pulling me closer to her kissing my lips.

"I'll wait forever for you."

The end.