Dirty Laundry

Too Dirty For This Town

"You know you could maybe try and move... whatever the heck that is,"

"relax glove it's not anything inappropriate if I have any idea of what you're thinking"

"It better not be"

It was a very loud and what most would call annoying and distasteful night in Living Röm town. There was a particular pile of clothing that wasn't meeting hygiene standards in the already not so great smelling town.

"T-shirt get your eyes off my backside."

"Please call me T- also I can't help it if you have a nice looking bottom Jeans" the heavily stained yellow shirt says and then moves folding his fabric slightly as if to shrug and wordlessly say 'what can ya do'.

The pair of dirtied and partially ripped blue blue jeans scoffed and said "I wouldn't dream of ever you calling you that,"then she took a moment to pause "it's definitely not the worst nickname you've came up however so I may..." she sighed and then continued. "Consider it."

"That's... one of the nicest things you've ever said to me-" The short sleeved shirt sounded about ready to cry. He made an effort to brush away a fake tear with his shortened muddied yellow sleeve.

Jeans groaned and made an effort to at least sound like she rolled her eyes. "Anyways enough of this we need to get some rest before everyone else in this town wakes up from our conversation!" She said trying her best not to loudly yell it at the flustered T-shirt.

There was a distant mumble and what followed after was a tired and exhausted groan along with the faint sound of cloth shuffling across the floor. " it's too late for that ya dirty dish towels." Said a very soggy and dirtied looking supposedly white sock. Though it was hard to tell because of how covered in dirt the rap was. He was definitely the dirtiest of the bunch of laundry.

There was a distant yawn next to where the sock was now attempting to stand. Then there was more shuffling against the wooded ground. A sign followed presumably from the sock who had just spoken. "Mm sock what's going on?" Said the stained gray glove moving themselves to rub their eyes. "Nothing glovie go back to sleep," the glove made an effort to lay back down and respond back to the article of clothing. "fine if you say so sock."

"If both of you guys are done flirting can we not wake up the whole town?" Said the clearly annoyed jeans. "Look who's talking Ms. 'Stop looking at my ass' " said the sock clearly using sarcasm. "Hey that is not what I said! Also we still need to quiet before-" the pair was cut off by a loud angered hat "THAT IS IT!" The fedora practically screeched to his loud and frankly inappropriate neighbors next door.

"Told you we shouldn't have bought a place next to the mayor of this sickly clean town-"

"Shut up sock no one asked you."

"No one asked any of you to keep the whole town up with your disgusting smell and dirty minded conversations." Said the quit peeved mayor that was just about done with the soggy pile of clothes that were constantly causing problems in the (what the mayor thought) well kept town.

"Geez Fed you didn't have to be so rude about it-" the sock was cut off but the fedora "Excuse me but yes I did. All of you cause nothing but trouble and it effects not only you but the entire town." Then he paused and turned to look directly at Sock " and don't you ever call me Fed again you filthy foot cover." The fedora sneered.

"We'll talk about this issue tomorrow just for the love of all laundry please shut your peep holes for the rest of the night." Said the current mayor now sounding a lot more desperate than he did a couple of minutes ago. "I want to get at least a couple hours before I have to deal with this." He said as he motioned to put part of his fabric over his now creased hat face.

"Relax Mayo we won't bother you and your alone time to jerk o- OW!" Sock was interrupted by the usually very calm and collected glove by a hard nudge. "Sock stop pissing off the mayor! We really don't have time for this." Glove whispered quietly into Sock's ear. (If you can even call it that)

The mayor was taken aback by the comments about himself and just stayed completely still for a couple seconds until he finally decided to speak up. "Ehhem... now that I've consulted you scum bags with this I'm gonna catch some shut eye." He turned and motioned to walk back into where he lived. He then paused after a couple steps and turned towards the dirtied clothing. "Oh and don't think I didn't forgot about what's happening tomorrow either! See you all in court you sad bunch of stains!" And with that he made his exit that just so happened to be inside his house. Which after closer inspection wasn't really in any better shape compared to the dirty clothing's conditions.

                                Suspicious

After the door was slammed the short sleeved shirt let out a loud yawn and lied himself down next to the pear of blue pants..who presumably rolled her eyes but it was hard to tell because of how dark their living space had become overnight.

"Goodnight everyone!" The shirt tiredly announced to his exhausted roommates. Jeans yawned a bit quieter and the only word heard from her for the rest of the night was  "night."

"I hope you have a nice night too shirt!" Exclaimed the tired but clearly trying hard to sound optimistic Glove. There was a faint sound of cloth shuffling against the floor and quiet breathing afterwords.

"Yeah goodnight dirtbags, I love you all." Replied an exhausted sock clearly attempting to use sarcasm but was so tired when he had tried to say it it ended up coming off as sounding sincere. There was a thud and the sound of fabric rubbing against other fabric. It was assumed that sock had hugged glove before he ended up drifting off to asleep.

Though the night was exhausting and somewhat unbearable the group of laundry slept through the entire rest of the night with no other complaints spoken out.

And that concludes the end of chapter one, please tell me what you guys think! I did this story just for fun so don't expect it to be very serious ^-^

Anyways I hope you all enjoyed and I'll see you all in the next chapter!