I awoke from my slumber to the faint feeling of tiny circles being traced on my neck
Troy: morin' darling
Y/n: leave me tf alone
Troy: why your pretty tho
Y/n: you know what else is pretty
Troy: what?
Y/n: brushing yo teeth goddamn niggga
Troy looked at you with the saddest of looks and got up to brush his teeth you sleept for the next 6 hours and got up around 3
Troy: loom whos up
Y/n: did u brush your teeth tho
Troy: yea why
Y/n: lemme smell
Troy moves closer to you opening his mouth
Y/n: get TF outta my house wit dat shit who the FuCk tought you to brush them teeth trump nigga damn
Troy left and never returned
You married a guy named jake
The end
