A Deadly Adventure
I have been in the desert for a long time now. I have a few friends with me. If you are reading this, I am a Fox, a Red Fox. I came here for safety. I am in thy Great Basin Desert. Some dumb Whack Jobs decided to start hunting my kind. That's why I'm here, to hide. I am writing this because I want people to know what I went through for the first and last day I am going to write about. Thy rest is top secret. There is this Vulture that is killing innocent animals and eating them and we need to stop him.
"Why are we here brother, explain. I want answers now!" Gosh, you Darn dummy. Think for once.
"We are in this place because we are safe here, GO TO THY FOX SCHOOL AND LEARN ABOUT SAFETY!" I yelled at him. It was Dawn. Cool breeze, but no water. So much cracked earth. We went in endless circles 'till it was high noon. So hot, ugh.
"I feel sleepy," I said randomly. "I want to go to sleep for a while." Darn dehydration. After I said that, I saw everything go black, pitch black. I passed out. It was a few hours and I felt a lot better. I had been out for a while. In the distance, I saw a pool of water up ahead. And the pool was big!
"You see that?! Well, DO YOU?!?!" I asked him angrily.
"Yes I do see the water, You should know that. (Grumbles) But I'm the dumb one right, why don't you just call yourself dumb for once you bumbo dumbo."
We ran to it like it was our mother she was giving us cookies for being good boys at school. Then the thing we heard was...... BANG! KLUTHUNK!
"Ow that hurt so much. What was that? A metal pole or what?" I asked my brother dumbfoundedly.
"It was not a metal pole, but it was a rock. Wait, the water is still there, and the rock is on the ground so that mea... INCOMING ROCKS! RUN!" I just went ahead and got it by the rocks. I was thirsty. I heard a voice say "Noice throwing Shelly, Noice!"
"You idiot, stop running to the rocks run away from the rocks so you're not in range of more ro....AHGGG!" BAM SHABLAM! He got slammed in the face with a rock. So much 'bout getting "out" of range. After that, I saw them all. A turtle, A Roadrunner, and a spadefoot toad. Whoa, talk about super defense.
"Hello, people of thy desert! I have come to find water. So has my brother over there. He was being a coward. I hope we can converge and make a team so we can survive." I said hiding all the questions I wanted to ask and saved them for later. When they spoke, I knew should have asked the questions I wanted to ask.
"Why don't you ask us something! We don't know you!" Shell thy turtle said.
"Y'all better ask some questions or I'll go over there near you and attack!" Said Maxx thy roadrunner.
"YEEEHAAAAAA" Hectic thy spadefoot toad randomly screamed. We all huddled together, chated, and then all agreed to work as a team.
"What's yo' name?" asked Maxx. "Animal, Dave, Mike, Nike, Hike? Which one?"
"All of those are wrong. My name is.... Ninetails, Ninetails Golden." Did I ever tell you I had nine tails?
"That's a good name you have, my friend. Better than mine." Maxx proclaimed.
"Why do you people have a whole army of birds and other animals?"
"We want to protect the innocent animals of the desert form Vulture," Maxx said soberly "Every one of his victims is as dead as a doorknob." I could that Maxx was brave as a bear but as afraid as a mouse.
"Let's show you our home." Maxx quickly changed the subject.
"Wait up for me! My name is Spoof Golden. I want to help you survi...AGHHHH!" WATHUNK!
" Stop copy'n yo' brother you dummy!" Maxx yelled after propelling a rock at Spoof's face. We were walking for a while until we saw a big cave lighted up like there was a party going on inside. Wow. These people are not undercover.
We all sat inside, chated and had a lot of fun. We had so much fun, it was night time in what felt like seconds. Then we heard a CAW! CA-CAW! Vulture. He's here. I ran outside to see. I was right. He swooped down at me while saying "I may have a large feast! CAW, CAW, CAW! (bird laughter)" SLICE! He sent me flying with one swipe. It was raining cats and dogs. This was the worst thunderstorm I've seen in years. Thy others ran out to get some nice, cool, water. Shelly was digging a hole to save the water and then ran back inside. I thought I could fight him alone. That is why I told them all to hide. I was tossed around like a rag doll. Then he grabbed me by thy neck and said: "GAME OVER!" It was so hard to breathe. He almost killed me until a SHINK! Popped up out of nowhere. Maxx!
"GET YO' FILTHY HANDS OF MY FRIEND" He hollered. I heard his claws sink deeper in Vulture's arm.
"CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!" He screamed in pain. He smacked Maxx away then got a turtle shell to the face. KRACK! I heard his skull crack.
"What are you doing to me? STOP!!!!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!!!" He cried. Then I did the final move on him. I launched him to thy ground, found a sharp bone, and shoved it in him."AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!" He yelled in agony. "YOU WILL NEVER KILL THY VULTURE...... YOU WILL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME!" After that, he died. He just died.
"Thank you for saving me," I said.
"Your welcome." Shelly and Maxx said. We went inside and had a party, And had some water.
No one knew that the vulture WILL COME BACK AND MAKE THE BIGGEST GENOCIDE EVER TO BE RECODED.