Bowser Jr x Cody (SML love story)

Chapter 5: Hell!

Cody's POV

After that wreck, me and Jr decided to take a walk and calm ourselves down. There's nothing much to say about, just like hell should be. There were murdering people, stealing, dr*gs and all that. I just looked at a board and saw this guy named "Angeldust" or something like. That was quite the exception. Looking back, I couldn't see anyone other than Jeffy and Loona ignoring each other. I didn't like Jeffy getting mistreated and mistreating anyone. From here, I see that's awkward.

Jeffy's POV

I usually don't talk out with people, but in this situation, I have to do something.

Me: Hey... Loona...
Loona:...
Me: I just wanted to say I'm sorry, for being mean, I think I might have autism.
Loona:...
Me: Loona...
Loona: What do you want!!??
Me: LISTEN!! I didn't come here just to get roasted and not roast anyone. I should come in peace.
Loona: Ok, but it if wasn't for your attitude, I shouldn't be in this position.
Me: Well, be glad that your dead now...
Loona: *growling anger*
Me: Look, calm down... *gets closer to her*
Loona: Get away from Me!
Me: Calm.. calm down... anger it's not the way of doing things..
Loona: I just want to be alone and I don't want to be bothered by some kid!
Me: Have you ever meditated!?
Loona: What's that?
Me: You just, sit down, and sit somewhere that doesn't distract from anything. Close your eyes... and let your mind go... relax, chill, chillax!...
Loona: I never get anytime for it...
Me: Oh well... *looks at Loona's *ss* I think we can do something
Loona: Like what? *looks down* BLITZO!! SOMEONE POPPED A BONER ON ME AGAIN!!
Blitzo: Not now, Loona. I'm dealing here with Darth Vader... ok, yeah same time next week? Alright, cool. *hangs up* alright what's the fuss??
Loona: This kid popped a boner on me again...
Blitzo: Oh!! That sounds more like a "you" problem!! I'm sorry😗
Loona: BLITZO!!!
Blitzo: SEE YA!! *slams door* *sigh* she's growing!!
Moxxie: Excuse me, sir?
Blitzo: Its a boner or whatever!!
Moxxie: What?... ok, in first place, why did we think bringing that kid was a good idea??
Blitzo: Everyone's invited!!
Moxxie: Ok, sir, i get it, but look at what just happened 14 minutes ago! They were attacking each other!
Blitzo: Ok, I understand she's having a puberty problem, but hey!!!, it's part of growing!!!
Moxxie: Alright sir, she's growing I get that, but she's like... 17 or 16 and a 15 kid its falling for her! Can even dead people fall in love with alive people??
Blitzo: Yeah!! What's the matter with that??
Moxxie: That's just f*cked up!!
Blitzo: Ok, Ok, Ok. They're young and are going through a phase of like sh*tty kids with attitude...
Moxxie: THATS THE POINT!!!
Blitzo: Ok, moxxie, but what can we do to stop it?
Moxxie: I dont know, like... *hears something* Hey... do you hear that??
Blitzo: What?
Moxxie: *shush*
In the other room:
Loona: So uhh, that's how you describe your world??
Jeffy: Yeah, it's not a huge thing compared to this one...
Loona: I'll tell you what? How about we talk to the others and let them know that maybe we should go there??
Jeffy: I mean, will they agree??
Loona: Hopefully, but I think they might be hearing us!
Jeffy:... I'll go and ask... *goes to the room* hey, and, I got a question!
Blitzo: WE'LL GO!!!
Moxxie: WHA..??? SIR, THE LAST 38 SECONDS YOU TOLD ME WHERE NOT GOING!!!
Blitzo: *awkward laugh* *whispers* Shut the f*ck up... We'll go!!
Jeffy: Cool, ima get Cody and Jr!!

Meanwhile...
Cody: I think this place is cool and all, but it's awkward...
Jr: Yeah, wait, is that Jeffy and the others?
Cody: Wha..? Where?
Jr: Yeah!!
Cody: Are they going to our world?
Jr: I think so!
Cody: OH SH*T!!!
Jeffy: Oh, there they are!
Cody: Jeffy, what are you guys doing??
Jeffy: They're visiting our world!!
Cody: What??? Everyone is gonna look at them like theyre hallucinating!!
Jr: Cody, just give them a chance...
Cody: Fine... let's go...
In the world...
Moxxie: This looks... so...
Millie: So Beautiful!! Honey, look at this house!!
Moxxie: This is getting good, I like it!
Mario: Jeffy, where are yo...???
Blitzo: Hi, my name Is Blitzo, the "o" is silent and I have company, if your interested!!
Mario: Jeffy, who are these people??
Jeffy: They're my friends, daddy.
Cody: That's what I said...
Jr: Lol
Cody: Thought I knew you say that!
Mario: Get this people out... now!
Jeffy: Hold on, daddy, give them a chance, at least!!
Mario:..........fine....... but don't let anyone destroy anything...
Jeffy: Count on me, daddy!!
Mario: Fine, whatever...
In the kitchen...
Chef Pee Pee: *humming* *smells* I never smelled a masterpiece so beautiful like this!!
Bowser Jr: Hi, chef pee Pee!
Chef Pee Pee: Wait, where were you??
Bowser Jr: On a world...
Chef Pee Pee: did you took to many Flintstones gummies vitamins?
Bowser Jr: No chef pee pee, look, this are my new friends!
Chef Pee Pee: Ok... *turns around* OMG!!! WHAT THE F*CK!!! WHAT THE F*CK!!! THERE IS THE DEVIL SND THE KKK!!! DO YOU SEE THAT SH*T?!?!? WHAT THE F*CK!!!
Bowser Jr: Calm down, chef pee pee they don't do any damage!!!
Chef Pee Pee: I'm in a dream!!
Bowser jr: Just come with us!!!
Chef Pee Pee: Hold on! I gotta finish my food!!
Bowser Jr: Oh, what are you cooking??
Chef Pee Pee: burnt Mac and cheese...
Bowser Jr: Yeah!!!
Blitzo: Excuse me, chef...
Chef Pee Pee: Y-yeah??
Blitzo: My name is Blitzo, the "o" is silent, and start a kid killing company!! If your interested!!
Chef Pee Pee: I'm in and i got my victim!
Blitzo: GOOD! We'll do it later, but for now we'll see what's here
Chef Pee Pee: kill me...

TO BE CONTINUED...
Hey guys and Yeah, I'm here again, hope you enjoyed this chapter, it's maybe like more than 1000 words in this book... BUT YEAH!!! See you on the next one!!! And I'm outta here, dude!!!