Mum: Hey looks, is that one direction on the X factor?
Me: *slides out my door*
Me: *flies down the stairs*
Me: *throws self across the floor*
Me: *runs through wall*
Me: *rolls across the floor*
Me: *skids into door*
Me: *dives onto the couch*
Me: Speak or I'll feed you to the birds outside...
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So the pic on the side is me btw bc I think that if you know what I look like, you'll get to know me better
So I'm molly, im 14 and I'm a ninja turtle
Lol jk it was for Halloween
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FanfictionONLY FOR DIRECTIONERS directionators and carrots can go bye bye! CREATED: Jan 2014 COMPLETED: Aug 2016