Hello everybody
My names Evan D. Kraven
I am todays newest patient
I'm glad I'm participatingI guess I'll start this off by saying
I'm a labeled assailant
They found a couple unknown bodies
Rotting under my basementBut I'm not here to make new friends
I'm not the one you wanna babble to
A paranoid-schizophrenic-fuck-you-bitch attitude
I'll slice you up with gratitude
Decapitate you like a Haitian
Face it
Im the modern Jason
All you rappers I'm replacing
That's allHello Ms. Winney Whitney
Would you like to play a game with me
Go out and throw around a frisby
I hope it isn't to windyMaybe I'll bring along Cindy
We can all play in the shed
Show you what's under my bed
As long as you keep it unsaidCuz if you tell somebody
That I'm out collecting heads
They gonna tell the feds
Then momma's gonna make me take my medsI fuckin hate my meds
They make me drowsy plus a bit depressed
And when I get depressed
I lay with Beth while I caress her breastBut Beth's been dead for about a week now
Her body's my antique now
My new spatulas her feet
I use her torso as a sheet nowI wasn't always crazy
Till I met this bitch named Carolin
A lot of you might actually know her
Her real name is heroine
Hello everybody
My names Evan D. Kraven
I am todays newest patient
I'm glad I'm participating
I guess I'll start this off by saying
I'm a labeled assailant
They found a couple unknown bodies
Rotting under my basement
But I'm not here to make new friends
I'm not the one you wanna babble toA paranoid-schizophrenic-fuck-you-bitch attitude
I'll slice you up with gratitude
Decapitate you like a Haitian
Face it
Im the modern Jason
All you rappers I'm replacing
That's allAll my teachers never liked me
So I shot up my professor
Told him watch his fucking mouth
That was the lesson of my lecture
But to each his own I brought him homeTo keep him as my treasure
Kept his body in the closet
But his fingers in my dresser
Cooking on the stove
I'll turn your organs into plaster
Stir a little faster
To the children I'm a bastard
I turn them into Casper
Watch me demonstrate disaster
Underground psychopath
These rappers call me master
All I wanna feed them is some BeatlesDo you want some more?
Tell you to face the floor on all fours
While I fuck your whore
I can feel the rezadue
Come sweatin out my pours
Watch me play with organs
Bet I never miss a chord
Hello everybody
My names Evan D. Kraven
I am todays newest patient
I'm glad I'm participating
I guess I'll start this off by saying
I'm a labeled assailant
They found a couple unknown bodies
Rotting under my basement
But I'm not here to make new friends
I'm not the one you wanna babble toA paranoid-schizophrenic-fuck-you-bitch attitude
I'll slice you up with gratitude
Decapitate you like a Haitian
Face it
Im the modern Jason
All you rappers I'm replacing
That's all