Some Stupid Shit In My Mind

Y/N and His Team Achieve The F-Word Pass

*A scene of Remnant appears*

Narrator: Ah Remnant , a beautiful yet dangerous place. This planet , where strange and powerful creatures called the Grimm prowl about and the people within the walls of their cities and villages survive and thrive. It's so peaceful and yet so-

*Team CRDL pops out of nowhere*

Narrator: Shitty...

Cardin: We're gonna say the F-Word!

*Y/N and his team show up in a car on the top of a hill*

Y/N: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE F-WORD!!!

*Y/N floors the pedal and brutally runs over RDL , leaving only Cardin bloodied and crawling desperately as Y/N approaches him.*

Cardin: P-please forgive me!

Y/N: *Tips hat* Try asking Velvet for forgiveness , the girl you bullied. We never had any intention of forgiving you in the first place.

Cardin: M-Mr. Schnee paid me and my team in advance... w-we'll give you that.

Y/N: Yare Yare , you are truly one of the lowest scum in history. *Dramatic pause*  You can't pay back what you owe... WITH MONEY!!!  *Activates Star Platinum*

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ORA!!!!

*Blasts Cardin to a nearby windmill , destroying it nearly instantly.*

Y/N: Whew , alright team let's go.

Team: Yea!

*The group flies to Menagerie to give the report to the Belladonna Mansion*

Y/N: Mrs. Belladonna I've done it , I've stopped racism!

Kali: Thank you Y/N , now I'm free to roam this earth.

*Jacques breaks the ceiling somehow and drops down*

Jacques: Not if I have anything to say about it , and I do! I'm gonna say the F-Word!

Y/N: Mrs. Belladonna get down!

Jacques: FIGGA!!!

*The Belladonna Mansion explodes , leaving a large crater*

Y/N: Mrs. Belladonna where are you?! Are you ok?!

*Jacques appears and poses menacingly*

Jacques: She's no longer with us Y/N , and with her death I'm finally free to say the F-Word whenever I want.

*Sienna Khan appears at the site of the destruction*

Sienna: Not if I have anything to say about it , Schnee. And I do , prepare for my Civil Rights Beam!

*Sienna charges a laser and fires it at Jacques , causing him to scream in horror as explosions are happening all at once.*

Jacques: Y/N my friend , you wouldn't let me die would you?

Y/N: Shut up boomer.

*Jacques gets Thanos snapped as he agonizes in pain*

Y/N: Thanks for the assist Sienna. *sighs* come on team we gotta move.

*Y/N and his team climb into a Bullhead and fly to the ocean between Mistral and Menagerie , where Y/N noticed something strange*

Y/N: Hey (Teammate 1/N) , who that guy rising out of the water?

Ghira: It is I , Ghira Belladonna!

TM 1/N: Mr. Belladonna what are you doing here?

Ghira: I'm exacting my revenge on you humans for letting my wife die at the hands of Jacques Schnee.

Y/N: But Mr. Belladonna we did everything we could!

Ghira: I've already made up my mind.

Y/N: Mr. Belladonna don't do it! This won't bring Kali back!

Ghira: FIGGA!!!

*Y/N and his team evacuate the Bullhead as it explodes due to the immense power of the F-Word. Some time has passed as Y/N contemplates what had happened*

Y/N: Y/N's log... number 32. Ghira Belladonna has struck us out the sky by saying the F-Word...

TM 1/N: This doesn't make sense Y/N. Mr. Belladonna would never say the F-Word.

Y/N: I don't understand it either TM 1/N. But there are some things you gotta live with... unless! Jacques Schnee! I should've known it was you!

*Jacques appears from the water disguised as Ghira*

Jacques: Y/N my friend I see you've discovered my master plan! Now that I've taken over Ghira's body I have free roam to say the F-Word whenever and however I please!

Y/N: So what you're saying is that you're inside another man?

Jacques: Why yes I suppose you can say that.

Y/N: But Mr. Schnee... wouldn't that make you GAY?!

Jacques: No... t-this can't be...!

*Jacques screams for the final time as he shifts out of the disguise and becomes encased in a frozen tomb. The team soon celebrated as soon as they reached one of Menagerie's islands*

Y/N: Well guys we did it! Racism is no more!

Ghira: Hello Y/N.

Y/N: Mr. Belladonna what are you doing here?!

Ghira: I've come to thank you for your honorable service to the people of Menagerie and Faunus everywhere.

Y/N: No thanks necessary Mr. Belladonna.

Ghira: As a token of my gratitude , I'd like to give you the F-Word Pass.

*Ghira bestows the Pass to Y/N , who held it firmly*

Y/N: Mr. Belladonna , it is an honor to call you MY FIGGA!

Ghira: As to you , old friend.

Narrator: And so peace has been restored and racism against the Faunus is no more. But will this be the end of Y/N's adventure? *Laughs* No , but the official story for Y/N's travel around Remnant might come probably never (maybe idk). So until then , may your bacon never burn!

The End.