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2•dont ruin my holidays

ah, the holidays. the most wonderful time of the year, for all! well, all except kim sana. sana is still being tormented by that idiot park jimin, and every single day she gets at least one message that makes her want to bathe with her lovely friend, mr. toaster. speaking of those horrid messages, here's a few.
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creepy ass man hoe:
happy holidays
you wanna know what i want for christmas?

sana:
pls leave me alone and don't ruin my holidays

creepy ass man hoe:
i wanna see your beautiful face ;)

sana:
no

creepy ass man hoe:
cmon babe, i bet u fine as hell

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sana felt her face heat up, and rolled her eyes at herself. how is he so effective?
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creepy ass man hoe:
hon, i showed you my face. it's only fair i get to see yours.

sana:
if i show you my face will you stop sexually harassing me

creepy ass man hoe:
ok first of all, i'm not sexually harassing you. second of all, no, i want to meet you in real life. there's no third of all.

sana:
*insert pic of sana showing the middle finger here*

creepy ass man hoe:
damn baby that works too
thank god it's not november anymore ;)

sana:
you're fucking crazy

creepy ass man hoe:
crazy for you, princess

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"WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME?" sana screamed into her pillow. she was sick and tired of this jimin guy harassing her. it's like he was from the darkest pit of hell.
name change time.
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satan:
so anyway i made a list of places we should fuck when we meet up

1. kitchen countertop
2. dining table
3. shower
4. against the glass balcony door
5. rocking chair

sana:
why not just on a bed like a fucking normal person

satan:
are you agreeing?

sana:
this is why i have your contact as satan.

satan:
satan x sana. i like it ;)

sana:
fuck you.

satan:
fuck me? damn babygirl i've been waiting for this moment my address is *insert address here* i'll be waiting

sana:
NO NOT LIKE THAT

satan:
i love it when a feisty girl gets shy for me
it turns me on so much

sana:
oh my fucking god i'm going to burger king i hate you bye

satan:
see you soon~

sana:
what-

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see her soon? what does he mean? he can't mean in real life...
right?
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