In my school, more like in my grade, I'm known as the love doctor. Here's some simple ways to get a rockstar boyfriend.
Step 1: YOU MOTHERFUCKING KIDNAP HIM!!!
Step 2: take him to your house (with out anyone knowing of course!)
Step 3: tie him up. You'll need rope and duct tape. -you can get these at Lowes or Home Depot. Even Walmart-
Step 4: tell him to admit he loves you.
Step 5 part one: if he admits it. Make sure he never leaves
Step 5 part two: if he doesn't say it. Well... Look at step 6
Step 6: YOU TORTURE HIM!!!
Step 7: if he some how manages to escape the ropes. You put the house in lock down!
Step 8: if he admits he loves you. Let him have freedom, but not go outside.
Step 9: if he commits suicide. REPEAT!!!
( this is for fun. If you do, do this and get caught. You better not say I gave you the idea!!! No. But seriously, this is was for fun. Don't do this.)
