I have ears for you

Bras, cars and rats

Meanwhile, I was going down the stairs I had a mini heart attack. No not because my mother, when I was little my mom thought I was faking deafness so she would dress like a witch or something and scream. It didn't work very well. It was because someone was shouting outside my house. Was she on drugs?

"Tobias the BUTTON in THE CAR" my ears gosh. And then I saw him. At first, I frowned and then I wanted to laugh. The dude couldn't drive. Do you know those people who hit cars and pass the speed limit looking high? he was one of them.

"TOBIAS I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK MY KOREAN COLLECTION I WIL-" I almost felt bad for him. Almost. Ha. I couldn't read what was going through his mind he looked like he ate an undercooked rat. He looked like a rat.

I was heading towards my mom when the woman beside her shouted  "BOXE! BOXE!" was she Italian?. The.boxes.in.the.car.had.collapsed. the boy looked like he was ready to faint, a box fell over his head and opened when it hit the passengers sit. A bra. It felt as if it was going on slo-mo. The scene was chaotic. I loved it. The bra went over his head and he got RED. If you had seen him at that exact moment you could guess he was making an audition for Rudolph the red face rat. I felt as if I was invited to come to a circus and told to have fun. If I had a phone this would go viral.

"skreee" (I couldn't read the lips of a trash can, well maybe if I ever talk to my dad. Anyways, it must've made that noise because my mom and the Italian lady covered their ears. It almost felt like an advantage to be deaf.) the car hit a metallic trash can throwing rats all over the place. If I was in his place I would just throw myself with the rats at this point. "We are going" My mom grabbed my arm and dragged me to the door. "They are on crack" I felt ignorant for not doing anything to help. I felt evil.