Achievement Hunter one-shots

Too big, Too little [Myan]

So i saw this post (http://spoopytalia.tumblr.com/post/102405071498/spiderjockey-never-forget-how-much-larger-ryan) and i had to write something for it
Title: Too big, Too little
Characters: Michael and Ryan
Pairings: Myan?? maybe idk how people would see this
warnings: probably just some spelling errors

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The new guy is huge. He is absolutely humongous. Well, compared to Michael he is. Next to a guy like Gavin, he looks quite beefy since Gav' is a pretty lanky guy. Next to Jack, he's tall as dicks. Next to Geoff, he's also tall as dicks.

Next to Michael, he's a giant.

The lad couldnt help but notice when the new guy came in early in the morning, it was just the two of them as everyone else was yet to arrive. (He thought he had heard someone else in the building too, but it had just gone past 5am so who the hell would even want to be in at work at that time in the morning).

Michael had been sitting at his desk when he heard the door open, figuring it was probably Geoff or Jack, he ignored them and continued editing his latest Rage Quit video. He heard a cough, once- maybe twice, he wasnt sure- but he ignored it. He had work to do.

Over his music, he heard a sigh. He wouldnt have done anything if it weren't for someone removing his headphones and coughing again. Whipping his head around, he thought he would be met with the half-asleep grin of Geoff or maybe Jack's shirt but no. Instead he was met with a new face.

"Hey, im Ryan, im new here. Geoff said that you would be here and that i needed to talk to you since i need to get some things before everyone else arrives."

Michael couldnt believe what he was hearing. They had hired a new guy? Without telling him first? That's kind of rude.

Even though he was slightly annoyed, he obliged and stood, telling Ryan who he was and he even shook hands with the taller man. It wasnt until he Ryan walked over to his new desk that Michael had to stop and look. Jesus christ, look at this guy! He could probably beat Michael to a pulp if he wanted to- And at that thought he took a step back away from the larger man.

"So- Uh- You got everything you need?" Michael asked, his voice unusually quiet.

"Hm? Yeah- Oh, wait- No i need a pen, i need to write something down real quick." Holding out a hand, the other waited patiently for a pen, a soft smile on his face.

Michael, still kind of paranoid that maybe Geoff hired this guy to scare him off or that if he turned his back, the new guy would get him, he put his hand on his desk and moved it about for a moment -still not taking his eyes off Ryan-, and breathed a sigh of relief when he managed to get a pen and whipped his arm back around to give it to him.

Ryan smiled and said his thanks, and then sat. He didnt attack Michael, thank god.

Michael sat too, and was about to put his headphones on before a voice made him jolt.

"You seem like a pretty chill guy Michael-" Oh it was Ryan, "I cant wait to work with you more."