Slenderverse one-shots

Cats are friends, Vinny! (HABIT xVinny)

Isabelle pawed at Vinny's legs. He sighed. He pushed the cat away, only for it to come back. HABIT looked over.
"Why are you pushing Isabelle?"
"Can we please just get rid of that cat???"
"Hell no! Cats are friends Vinny!" He yelled back to him. He went to Isabelle and picked her up. She brought her to Vinny. "Look how beautiful she is~ Just like you-" He coughed, trying to cover up the last part. Vinny tilts his head.
"What did you say?" Vinny asks.
"Nothing" He pets Isabelle's stomach. Vinny rolls his eyes and walks away. HABIT sighs. "Wow HABIT. Smooth." He mutters to himself. He thought of the first time he met him.
Evan had been in that... Traditional outfit... HABIT was summoned into Evan. He was just going to kill Vinny. Until he actually saw him. Instead of actually killing him, he had to make everything he was saying on the spot.

"I mean...he's broken. He's fucked up." He said, insulting his vessel. But what he was saying was true. "There's not a lot going on up there. But you? You? You only lost a couple of your friends. Some of them as horrible as possible, but! You're still, pretty much all there. So I can't wrap my head around why you..." He points to Vinny. "Someone who...has suffered the least...Oh...well...save for her...Don't worry. I put a rose. I can't wrap my head around...why you, of all people, would come to me. You seem to be the smartest." He looks at him, expecting him to say something. He could see Vinny begin to cry and he tries to speak again. After a long pause, he says, " No? No answer?" Then he finally spoke.

"I wanted...just looking for answers..." HABIT was a bit surprised by this.
"You're looking for answers? You...OH! You're looking for answers from me?" He lets out a little laugh.

"Yeah..."

"Okay. Well, uh...that's a bad idea. Uh...do you want me to tell you why that's a fucking bad idea? I'm sure you can imagine why it's a bad idea. In fact, you tell me. Why is that a bad idea? "HABIT, this is why it's a bad idea..." He holds his arms out "...to come to you."

"I'm going to die?"

"Yes. Because you're going to die." He lied. "Because you're going to die. You fucking idiot. You came and knocked on my door, Vinny. You called me. I don't understand how you didn't see death as the only solution, or the only outcome. Now. Do you wanna know how I'm going to kill you? I'm going to break your arms, first. Then, I'm going to break your legs. And while you sit there screaming I'm going to disembowel you, and you'll bleed to death." Vinny looks horrified. "Uhm...however, I can make it so you bleed to death slowly. Now that's the least creative way I have killed, anybody. I mean...that's so basic and simple. But, because of your stupidity...you don't get a fun death." HABIT crosses his arms. Vinny doesn't move. After a short pause, HABIT continues, "You're not running. You're not screaming. You're not even trying to stick me with the little pig sticker you got. Why?" Vinny grabs it and clicks it open. HABIT sighs. "Oh, don't take it out now. There's no point. Why do you just... Sit here?" Vinny closes the knife.
Something falling and breaking interrupts HABIT's thoughts. Isabelle had jumped up and the table and knocked a glass down.
"Dammit, Isabelle." He sighed. He ran over to the plate and started picking up pieces of glass. Vinny stopped him.
"Don't pick that up with your bare hands! You'll cut yourself!" He grabs a broom and sweeps it up.
"Thank you Vinny." He blushes slightly.
"You ok?" Without thinking, HABIT grabs Vinny but the collar and pulls him into a kiss.
"Oh... Thank you?" He was flustered."
"You're welcome."
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