"WhY was the sky red today out of all days??" I sigh as I jump into my 1988 sees hover craft that had recently been involved in a fender bender. "Oh cMon!! Could you go any slower??!,!" i scream as i ram right into the elderly lady in front of me, she'll live...I think. Today's an important day because today I will be going to pick up the divorce papers for my ex 3rd husband since he didn't make the cut but Sam is in my life now and that's all I want..or so I thought. SAM HAD JUST MOVED IN AND BOY WAS HE HOT LIKE HE WAS AS SPICY AS A HOT TAMALE IN DEATH VALLEY IN JUNE...but he had another maiden so I was sent of to a distant land , he no longer looks at me when he goes to tip the newsy.
Welp that's the story, thy end.
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ActionKellie was in a long distance relationship w/her boyfriend,Sam, when the new neighbor moved in, who, was very um attractive.
