The Revenge of the Love (A Be More Chill crack fic)

The Revenge of The Love

A/N There are gonna be a lot of spelling mistakes ( I kept some of them) and swearing. 

Also there's smut .-.

So YeAh
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On a cold September, after his great adventures, Jeremy Heere was wondering what to do that week. He had picked up his life from where he left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Jeremy Heere's doorstep. She was hidden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair flushed down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" said Jeremy Heere
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" said Jeremy Heere.
"Here, take this," she said and gave Jeremy Heere an alarm clock.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before Jeremy Heere's eyes!

Jeremy Heere was confused but thought that he had to do something. But rather than going to his parents or guardian, Jeremy Heere decided to show it to Rich.
"Oh no," said Rich, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" inquired Jeremy Heere, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Jeremy Heere, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" yelled Jeremy Heere, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Rich and before Jeremy Heere could do anything, Rich had escaped his grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
Jeremy Heere was feeling depressed. One of his best friends abandoned and betrayed him. It hurt. So Jeremy Heere wanted to find Christine. After their adventure, Jeremy Heere and Christine had been spending a lot of time together. Jeremy Heere kind of started to like her.
So Jeremy Heere went to Christine and told the whole story. She listened to Jeremy Heere without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And Jeremy Heere said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Christine sighed and said: "You have always been special, Jeremy Heere and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Christine looked at the pillow that Jeremy Heere had received and said: "it kind of looks like the love, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognize it quite well. And I think," Christine said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Rich doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Christine's logic was flawless. So Jeremy Heere had to try it!

So Jeremy Heere concentrated on the object. immediately he felt drawn into it. It stated out as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a one-eyed monster on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in his head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was SQUIP! In hell...

Jeremy Heere was confused. He didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.
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A little Later, Jeremy Heere was taking a shit.
He was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Jeremy Heere exclaimed, His face wincing with effort.
He made every effort in his little boy body to expel this demon thing from his womanly back side.