Sunday
"And if the razor gives you a nick, you just take a bit a toilet paper and stick it on your cheek, see?
Monday
"Just cause a girl said no to you once doesn't mean the next one will."
Tuesday
"That was my son! That soloist was my son!"
Wednesday
"I'm sure it wasn't that bad of a grade."
Thursday
"Why would loving another man make you any less of a son to me?"
Friday
"There is no damn way I'm letting you take the car out tonight."
Saturday
"Ah, we won't tell mom..."
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All You Need Is Love
Random365 ways to say "I love you" * * * * * * * * I'm a shmuck, guys. I'm that loser who thinks love is what makes life worthwhile. But yeah, here's another story about cute nothings that are everythings really and I should ju...
