Erika's Fantasies Become A Reality...

It was a peaceful day (so far), and Erika was being the fujoshi that she was. But clearly, when Erika exists, it doesn't stay peaceful long. She was in her van with kAdOtA aNd ThE gAnG, making more yaoi ships, and then she thought of something.

"BRUUUUHHH, Orihara-Kun and Kida would be such a cute couple!" Erika blurted out all of a sudden.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ERIKA!?"

The gAnG started criticizing her, but Erika was already too busy fantasizing about the two. She needed to get them together. She devised a plan to create the biggest abomination in history.

'I wonder who could help me pull this off...'

Erika's face pulled into a scary looking grin only yaoi obsessed fujoshis could make.

'I have just the people~'

"BRUUUUHH Heiwajima-san! There you are! I've been looking for you all over!"

"Huh? You're Karisawa, wasn't it. What do you want?"

"Can you help me get Izaya and Kida together? Please?"

"BRUUHH Why the fuck are you trying to get my husbando to cheat on me, and why the fuck are you making me help intiate it?"

"Wait you guys are married!?"
"Um ye-"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I KNEW ALL MY SHIZAYA THEORIES WERE RIGHT!"

"But still, you gotta help me!"

She went over and whispered something to Shizuo.

".......fine. Besides, that flea bastard is actually HAWT in a...!"

Erika still needed to get 1 more specific person. She went to an apartment with Shizuo and rang the doorbell.

Mikado heard the door ring, but he didn't pay much attention because he was nutting to Kida (someone kill me), but when he heard Erika's voice, he came to his senses.

"Crap."

He put on some clothes as fast as he could and went to the door.

"He- what the fuck are you guys doing?"

"I don't know, what were you doing before this?"

"BRUUUUHH SHUT UP! AAA"

"Anyways, all you gotta do is to get..."

Izaya and Kida were in a room, wearing maid costumes with bunny ears. Shizuo and Mikado were watching them expectantly.

"BRUUUHH it's not a big deal, just fucking kiss so we can gooo!"

Izaya and Kida were of course being stubborn. Erika was like "If you can get Izaya and Kida to kiss then I'll let you keep these costumes bitches." Because Mikado and Shizuo were both obsessed with their husbandos, they agreed.

How did it all come to this? Well, honestly I don't know where the fuck this fic is going and its shit lol. So make up a good reason based on shit I wrote up there.

Izaya stared at Kida awkwardly.

'OMG WHY IS HE HAWT? HES FUCKING 8 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.'

Kida stared right back at him.

'What the fuck am I doing in a KiZaya fic in a fucking bunny maid costume? But I gotta say Izaya is pretty HAWT.'

Then they had a DISTURBING make out session and Mikado and Shizuo were alarmed so they went home and cried. I did too because Kizaya is disturbing ship.

But not to worry, because Izaya was arrested for pedophilia and Masaomi was arrested for raping Izaya (its not rape if you rape back-). So Shizuo and Mikado were sad so they got together.

Word Count: 541
Date Published: 7 December 2019