Helluva Boss X Reader [On Hold]

Helluva Boss part 3

"Soo, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?" Blitz awkwardly said into a phone, he impatiently moved a bobblehead of Moxxie

"There's a bit of a candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to give into people that Global Warming exists" Stolas replied

The owl moved his leg and he fluffed his feathers

"Doesn't it?" Blitz asked

"Well..Yes but more people die if nothing is done about it" Stolas leaned back into his couch

"And it gets lonely here" Stolas whined

"Okay well, yeah, that makes sense" Blitz boredly muttered

"You know what happens when I'm lonely Blitzy?" Stolas asked, in the same whiney tone

"Oh God, fucking dammit" Blitz quietly groaned, he held the phone away from his ear

"When I'm lonely..I become hungry and when I become hungry..

I want to choke on that red **** of yours

**** your **** then lick all of your **** before taking your **** out your **** with more teeth until you're screaming ********* like a FUCKING baby!" Stolas said, getting crazier each time a word was said

Blitz decided to block out the word of the owl, hearing a 'beep'ing sound every so often but he got the gist of it

Blitz awkwardly stared at nothing and after Stolas was done, Blitz hanged up the call with the contact name as:

"Creepy Mouth
(aka one night
stand bird dick)"

Blitz blankly stared as he broke his phone in half, smashed it with a Telephone, threw that out a window, grabbed a blender, put the broken phone pieces inside it, blended it, and gave it to Loona saying

"Eat this"

Once Loona did, Blitz glared at her

"And then you know that bridge over the free way?" He asked, sternly

"Yeah?" Loona replied

"Shit of it." Blitz stated

.........

"Look the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family" Blitz smiled

"We aren't a family sir. You are the boss, we are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager!

She's more like a meth addicted homeless women you let man the boat!" Moxxie rolled his eyes at Loona as she slowly flipped him off

"That is offensive. Without homeless people, I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life" Blitz said, he smashed his head against a window and it cracked

Out the window were two people, a homeless man who held a sign that said

"Monee
Helps
Satan Bless"

And a women who was on the phone, she angrily looked back at the homeless man and walked away a bit

Blitz kindly waved at the two and Y/N butted in to see. Once they did, they also waved. Blitz closed the blinds