2 or 3 Idk, but genderbend because I'm a lazy fuck.
I went on Tumblr, because I'm emo!11!1, and was about to read some crackhead headcanons about the pastas untiL, I saw a post of the pasta's names if they were the opposite gender. it's 1:53 am, boutta be 2 as I write this, I'm bored, not tired, and yeah.
Ben = Gwen
Jeff = Jen
I know some people would probably say that Ben's genderbend name should be Jen, but I feel like Gwen makes more sense.
Also I don't know why, but I feel like I have to explain every chapter I write. I can't just 'boop' drop an update on this book without a full on essay over why
I'm doing that again ahhHhhh//
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Gwen: Excuse me who fucking let you be tall you fucking bitch.
Jen: Soo...I'm assuming you don't want a hug-
Gwen: Give me a fucking hug you motherfucking biotch.
Jen: I want a divorce-
Gwen: NobabycomebackIwasjoking-
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Gwen: *Insert a joke about her hating her body* :")
Jen: *jumps through a wall* ex-fucking, cuse' me, b i T c h?!
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(I think Toby's name would be Tori, but not Tori from Eddworld even though she's baby with a gun)
Tori: What do you like about Gwen? owo
Jen: Her smile, her cute ears, her soft hair, her eyes, her freckles. Her thighs, her a- Personality *cough*, her boobs...
Tori: I didn't need to know tha-
Jen: Her boobs...boobs, yeah, I mostly just like boobs-
Gwen: I am right here-
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Jen: You've heard of elf on the shelf...but have you heard....
Jen: a thot in a pot?
*Insert a dissapointed Gwen setting a pot on fire*
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Jen, *showering*: aaaaAHHHHHHHH. FUCK, I GOT SHAMPOO IN MY EYES AGAIN
Gwen: *sips coffee* Another day....another dumbass bitch getting SHAMPOO IN HER EYES-
Jen: FUCK YOU-
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//As you can see, I shouldn't be allowed to be on My phone past 10 pm, or else this abomination of a chapter is created
Also Lucifers_LittleBoy I'm sorry for only thinking about Kirishima's smile bUt iTs tHe bEsT pArT oF hIm bEsIdEs tHe hAir sO fIgHt mE 😔😔//
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