There was a douche
And we was so fat
that his fat went swoosh
he is a faggot
he is also a maggot
he only likes the booty
he had to go on deh toilet
because he had to take a duty
i eats chode
his cum overfloaded
one arm is bigger than the other
that his fat almost smothered
he is a scrub
and cant get into a club
because he is so ugly
and by that i mean fugly
he is a fucktard
and his fat is no regard
somebody make him leave
but that cant be achieved
he is so large we need an adopter
oh god he is so heavy
we need a helicopter
he has diabeetus
he has a short penis
no one loves him
he needs to go to the gym
this is what you get
and ill never forget
but know one thing
your a fatass
but im the badass
SUCK A CHODE BITCH