Angels aren't supposed to shoot each other with love, yet it somehow happens.
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Have you ever heard of cupid? The Roman god child of Venus, the goddess of love. Certainly you'd imagine Cupid as a baby with wings with a bow and arrow? Well, how would you feel if all that was wrong? That rather than just one Cupid, that there's an entire civilization of them living far away from us.They're the angels. Angels, mystical beings who have been watching us for as long as we have existed, watching us grow and finding us who they think are the perfect one, our soulmate, or decide that we're meant to be alone.
Over the course of time. They've altered stories, so that we wouldn't be aware of their existence, making their jobs far more easier.
An angel's job is simple. Number 1, find a human, number 2, decide whether they are worthy of love or not, 3, to find the perfect partner(s) and shoot both people with arrows of love. The love-infused arrows will slowly bring out a crush in one or both parties, they could muster up the courage to confess to their crush or not. Sometimes, feelings will be rejected by a party, meaning that neither person will find a lover.
Enough with that, we've gotten sidetracked. We're here to talk about the unlikely love that blossomed between two angels, Baekhyun and Chanyeol.
"Hey Channie, don't you think that those 2 people would make a perfect couple? Just look at them, they're practically screaming love!" A short man with soft brown hair beams at two young people walking past each other on a busy road.
"Mhm, no, see that other lady? I think she's more suited for this guy rather than the one you pointed out." A tall man with shockingly big yet adorable ears replies.
"Hmm you're right. Well, we won't know anything until we try, so prepare your gun!" The short man chirps, already drawing his own gun.
At the short man's words, the tall man obeys and draws out his gun, the both of them counting down to 3 in unison before shooting their targets with bullets infused with love.
Guns and bullets you ask? Why of course they'd use those! Time brings change and angels now use guns rather than the typical bow and arrow. They just happen to go with the flow.
The two man are watching expectantly, hoping for any form of interaction to occur between those two people.
They must be dumb. The man and woman have been walking away from each other for the last five minutes and it doesn't seem to click in neither of their heads.
"Hmm, Yeollie, I have a hunch that this one's gonna be a slowburn." The short man sighs.
The taller male simply hums in agreement, completely focused on the man he's been watching, already imagining the bright future the man is going to experience.
Ahh, who are these two you might ask?
They're two angels. The short one is Baekhyun and the tall one's name is Chanyeol. They're two of the most prominent angels throughout the angel community. They are well known for their amazing partnership and ability to cooperate with one another to bring two people together. However, they're also incredibly well known for their ethereal looks that have angels jealous. Angels aren't meant to fall in love but they do get jealous.
Chanyeol, Baekhyun and Jongdae are all sitting in the living room of Chanyeol's house. Jongdae looks like he's about to stab Chanyeol as he continues to ramble on about an issue he has to witness.
"And then, this guy was trying to leave his girl on the street alone like what is wrong with you?"
"Mhm mhm, Chanyeol, I get that you're mad that this guy's being a douche but can you shut up for a moment? I want to catch some sleep after the drama I was forced to watch"
"Yes yes jongdae, we know you need your dear beauty sleep but Chanyeol has a point" Baekhyun interrupts.
"Sighs. It's the third affair I've had to watch this last week." Jongdae retorts.
"Oh" was all Baekhyun had to say.
Chanyeol offered to walk Jongdae back home with Baekhyun but he shrugged the offer. Citing "you will both talk your ears off and I'd rather get hit by a car" as the reason.
Now that Jongdae had left, Baekhyun decided to leave as well. He had to prepare for more trainings since both he and Chanyeol volunteered to teach the new batch of angels-in-training.
"CHANYEOL WE'RE LATE AND THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT."
"HOW IS IT MY FAULT WHEN I WASN'T EVEN IN YOUR HOUSE. BESIDES ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU DECIDED NOT TO SET YOUT ALARM CLOCK."
"Shut up you overgrown asparagus and drive faster, you're too slow."
The duo continue to bicker as Chanyeol drives them through Angelopolis and head for their destination.
"Okay class, for this lesson, you'll learn the importance of Aphrodisiacs in love." A confident looking Baekhyun begins the class.
"Aphrodisiacs are foods that have the potential to trigger a person's sexual urge unless they're asexual. They're named after our beloved goddess Aphrodite. Now, we'll have to wait for Mr. Park first since he's still preparing the experiments."
A sudden shout of Baekhyun's name from somewhere in the building alarms him. At first, he decides not to care, then jumping out of his chair after realizing who the voice belongs to.
Chanyeol, you better be safe.
Those are the only words that he can think about and repeating in his head as he runs out of his door and rushes to find his best friend, leaving a class full of confused-looking students wondering where the hell their teacher is going.
10/12/2019
A/N: yea I know this was crappy and short :) I'll try to make part 2 longer and less crappy
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Chanbaek One Shots
FanfictionChanbaek One Shots based on some of my favorite exo songs as prompts