Teen dad.// Reddie AU

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Beverly smiled playing with Raines's hair. 'It's so soft, anyway...so Eddie! How come we haven't seen you before?' Eddie answered. 'Well, I just moved here, and went to the private school before so...' Stan asked. 'Oh? Which one?' Eddie answered. 'Estado marino alto.' Beverly perked up. 'Oh? Richies been talking about putting Raine into there preschool? Cause it's for students with Spanish heritage and would improve on her?'

Eddie nodded. 'Yeah...it's eh in the high school.' Bill asked. 'S-so, are y-you from m-Mexico?' Eddie shook his head. 'Nope, but my dad is. My grandmother got pregnant young and then decided she wanted to name my dad an "American name" and then after she had him she moved here, so...that's how I got in I guess?' Beverly nodded. 'Interesting is that why you know Spanish.'

Eddie laughed. 'Si.' Stan hummed. 'So, are you...gay?' Eddie nodded looking down. 'Uh...yeah, isn't it obvious?' Beverly shook her head. 'Don't assume someone's sexuality.' Eddie laughed a little, Beverly asked. 'So, anyone tickles your pickle recently?' Eddie shook his head. 'Not really in the mood for dating at the moment.' Beverly nodded. 'So, everyone I'm friends with is single but you and Richie.' Eddie asked. 'What about Stan and Bill?'

They both laughed as Stan snickered. 'We're dating eachother.' Eddie looked away trying not to smile. 'I'm glad you two are together.' Raine smiled. 'They're my uncles!' Eddie hummed. 'So, Richies straight? Like completely?'

Beverly smirked a little. 'Yes, but in my opinion...he's a little gay.' Eddie perked up. 'How so?' Beverly hummed. 'Well, I don't see why you want to know.' Eddie rolled his eyes. 'He's attractive I guess.' Beverly rolled her eyes. 'So, not interested in dating huh?' Eddie laughed. 'I'm not! I just want to know, in case I do become interested in it.' Beverly smiled. 'You two are going to...eh er eh er eh er.' She was trying to make bed creaking sounds but...failing.

Stan shook his head. 'It's more of an er uh er uh er uh sound dumbass.' Bill shook his head leaning against the boy. 'Nope!-' Eddie cleared his throat. 'Besides the point! That's not happening! Ever. He's straight.' Beverly laughed. 'Sh, straight guys are just like spaghetti...' Eddie thought for a couple of seconds as it hit him. 'Oh, that's disgust- thats...no.'

Beverly smiled. 'Mhmm, sure. It's so gross, you know...I've seen "it".' Eddie perked up. 'What is, "it"?' Beverly covered Raines ears grinning. 'His penis, I feel as if you'd like it.' Eddie fake gagged. 'Gross.' Beverly laughed. 'That's what you'll do on it!'

A/n: So uhhh who's Richie on a date with... 😳