Alli and the bush

Alli and Family

Alli was a 20 year old, dark skinned, Somali whos Muslim, well he saids hes muslim but the neeks eaten frazzles.

The first time you look at Alli you will want to exclaim "what a nitty!", this is because the first thing that stand out about him is his big, outwards nashers. Some even say they are that big he can eat an apple through a letter box. Then you look up and you notice this nittys, crusty hair which sometimes gets used on national geography channel for the "insect" part. His face had so many spots you would think hes glued coco pops onto himself. Mo always wore his favourite Slazenger tracksuit, which he would say is Puma, and his dirty white air force 1's.

Alli comes back home after a long day of injecting into his bulging arms. Stumbling through the front door, his dad standing infront of him " Ah Alli you stinky bastard, have you been injecting with them tramps behind tescos again!?"
"No Wahalli promise dad" Alli saids with a little scared bitch voice.
"Get out of the house you stupid nitty and don't come back with your shitty slazenger tracksuit!" His dad screams whilst holding his bald glossy head, which had veins popping out which made it look like he had slugs on his head.
"But its Puma dad!!" Alli exclaims in his girly voice.