👻💕Hetalia Parent Scenarios💕👻

🌺😌Le child is born😌🌺

🇺🇸America:🇺🇸
- Complete mESs
-Has no clue how to hold a baby (I mean cOme oN)
-Surprisingly would cry 🤭😖
-Unprepared af 🤦🏽‍♀️
-Shows you off to all the allies of how amazing you are
-which *scoff* yOu aRe 💅 💖
-Trying to feed you BURGERS
-AND SODA 😤🤦🏽‍♀️
-Promises he will protect and take care of you till the day he dies
-lets just see how that goes and good luck 🍀😔

🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦
-Nervous
-Kumajirou up his butt about how to take care of a child 😤🙄
-"ᴼʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘ⁻"
-Used google before hand 😌(thank god
-France squealing about how cute you are 🤩😱
-Infact he insisted he held you first
-And of course grandpa Francis got his way 💖💖
-Will definitely teach you to be the kindest person like eVEr-
-Chill/Nervous dad award goes to this guy👏🌺
-how does that make sense @-@

🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
-Never EVER thought of having a child
-But here you are in his arms
-You somehow didn't inherit his eyebrows iM soRrY😭😢
-Actually knows how to take care of a child 🤔
-France getting up his butt as well about you
-"SHUT IT wAnKER"
-"I just wanted to hold her-"
-Will definitely teach you magic when you grow up (LUCky😭🤩)
-Calling you Love all the time💖
-Tea man 2.0
-Lets hope he never feeds you scones
-He prob will again I'm sO soRRy 😢😩

🇫🇷France🇫🇷
-CRIES SO FRICKIN MUCH😤
-Dresses you up a whole lot
-like America he shows you off but like- to everybody
-Squeals 24/7 😖💖💕
-"Ma petite baguette!"
"Wh"
-You pulling on his beard
-(Y/N) wHat tHe fU-
-Thinks he's 💯 dad material
-He ain't really,really wrong 🤷🏽‍♀️
-Arthur secretly jealous 🤭🤫

🇷🇺Russia🇷🇺
-Thought you were the most beautiful sunflower he had ever laid eyes on 😢👌
-Baltics running and scrambling everywhere to prepare you and himself stuff
-All the Slav fam all over how cute you are💖💕
-Bela is mad she didn't have a child with Ivan 😩😤😡
-She still loves you a lot tho
-China probably being like and uncle to you 👏
-Feeding you potatoes instead of milk 😔🤦🏽‍♀️
-EXTREMELY overprotective of you because he's afraid he'll lose you
-Like he lost a lot of others 😕☹️🥀
-Not really a show off
-Quite the opposite actually <:0
-anyone who touches you without permission he will sister snatch you in 0.001 seconds
-*dark aura intensifies*

🇨🇳China🇨🇳
-"AIHYA omG I loVE hER aRU"
-Taiwan insisting to be your baby sitter
-Panda and hello kitty plushies💖💕😤
-dresses you in a panda onesie
-Always holding you or trying to get you to walk
-"Yao like,she was just born like,a week ago"
-"WELL ITS BEST SHE LEARNS NOW ARU"
-"like,whatever"
-HongKong and Mei are Aunt and uncle material 👏😜
-China teaching you English and Chinese at the same time
-"(Y/N)說 熊貓"
-"YAO SHE WAS ONLY BORN-"
-"JUST SHUT UP ARU"
-🤦🏽‍♀️
-Excuse my horrible Chinese translation 😕😩

🇩🇪Germany🇩🇪
-Finally a grown country that knows how to take care of a child 😣
-Prussia trying to give you BEER
-Oh nonono
-ᴬⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ?
-Uses you as weights XD
-Hungary is 100% bEst aUntiE😫👌💕💖
-Will probably get you into sports when your older
-Wait,no definitely
-Feli wanting to hold you
-Germany not trusting him
-*sad Italian noises* ;^;
-Nobody messes with you
-not with a dad like him 😳
-Japan being like your mentor🎍🎋(when you older of course)
-Probably Italy being your best friend (older again)
-Germany doesn't trust you with a lot of people
-Hungary and Japan are an exception
-And not even Hungary that much really 🤷🏽‍♀️😕
-Because just like Russia he just wants to keep you safe and alive

🇮🇹Italy🇮🇹
-CUDDLER 2.0
-Crying
-sO..mUch....cRYING
-Tears of joy of course 😌
-Italy not knowing how to be a parent
-Like,it's even worse than Alfred
-*shudders*
-(older) Being BFFS and making pasta together and jUSt-💕💖💗💓💝💞💘💖💕❤️👌👏
-Lovino being your uncle
-and you being the cutest little thing eVeR
-"wHy-a caNt yOu jUst-a sPeAk-a yet"
-super impatient
-Just waiting for you to be a child ;-;
-Spain is like your other uncle
-Again Japan being your mentor when your older 💖
-Spain spoiling the living hecc outta you 💕💘❤️💝💖💗
-Germany not wanting you to be as lazy as your father so he trains you🙄

🇯🇵Japan🇯🇵
-Very surprisingly crying😳
-or just a whole lotta shaking
-Feli wanting to hold you😬
-Japan actually trusting him :0
-Feli probably almost dropping you
-"see Kiku vhat did I tell jou?"
-"didn't think that would happen"
-Showing you manga even if you can't read
-like POKÉMON don't get the wrong idea 😟😤
-You probably growing up to be soft spoken like him
-Pochi and tama are your BFFs (nO fAir😖)
-Dressing you up in the cUtEsT Neko onsies eEeeEeEee💖❤️💘💝💞💕💓💖
-Always holding you
-Actually knows how to feed you 😳
-Watching anime with him
-AGAin tHe gOoD tYPe 😤😤😤
-Feli completely up his butt 🙄
-Them both thinking your the cutest thing on the planet💗👌🌎
-Germany secretly thinks the same >w<