👻💕Hetalia Parent Scenarios💕👻

🙄😤Them trying to feed you🙄😤

Something mi friends decided to send to me like-

  🇺🇸America🇺🇸
-This boi smh 🤦🏽‍♀️
-HE DOES NOT KNOW DAE WAE
-to feed you of course 😐
-Probably calls Canada to help him out
-eventually gets the hang of it tho(thank the lords)
-Tries to gently do so
-How ever that works I guess 🤷🏽‍♀️
-smiles at you the whole time
-If he is trying to get you to fall asleep he would prob fall asleep with ya
-Wouldn't even know how to put it in your mouth 🙄
-Eventually everyone in the F.A.C.E fam tries and helps him out
-because he really wants the best for you ;3
-He tried guys 😔

🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦
-Knows how to feed you whew 😥
-Has a panic attack if he does something wrong
-Kumajaro trying to tell him how to feed a baby 🙄
-"ᴼʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃˢᵗ ᶠᵘ-"
-cUdDLEr 2.0
-that one parent that goes out on the balcony at night to feed you to watch the starts over the mountain
-just for aestheticsksksks
-I'm guessing no parent does that tho ;-;
-Still gets nervous
-and in times like this he gets in a negative loop
-like "what if I'm not cut out to be a parent?" And all that stuff
-But when he looks at you all those feelings wash away <:)
-France at it again with his insisting 😑🙄😬
-But this time to feed you :/
-CAN HE JUST BE A PARENT LIKE-
-smh 🤦🏽‍♀️

🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
-Would somehow find a way to give you horrible milk
-like how all of his cooking is :D
-horrible! ;D
-iM soRrY
-France up his butt like he is with everyone 🙄
-France giving him actual frikin milk
-He refuses to take it at first but the when he thinks what's better for you
-He'll take what he can get
-Even if it's from Francis (reluctantly of course)
-Can't he just use magic or something? 🤔
-Will just sit in a rocking chair to sooth you idk 😐
-help me ;-;
-This man will do anything to make you happy I flippin swear 😔

🇫🇷France🇫🇷
-Somehow knows somewhat how to feed you
-I guess
-Probably learned from a book cuz he's a boomer like that 🤷🏽‍♀️
-no offense I'm sorry 😖
-Not as much as England tho
-AGAIN IM SORRY OK ;-;
-feeds you that fancy cow milk stuff thing idk
-He loves spoiling you like- so much
-Shows off his skills to England
-which idk how much skills he has but yknow 🤷🏽‍♀️
-like I said before he just has to get the good goods I'm tellin u 👌
-RIP (Y/N) from fancy cow milk stuff thing idk help ;-;
-same to England
-*que the shuddering* 😬
-jk
-But hey at least he feeds you the right stuff :/
-right..?

🇷🇺Russia🇷🇺
-He feeds you the way any normal Slav would
-WITH VODKA
-jk I'm sorry that might have been offensive
- But no he actually feeds you right 🤔
-How? I dunno 🤷🏽‍♀️
-Sometimes it's not even him that does it sometimes it's the Baltic's
-First off I'm SORRY
- And also utter betrayal
-like- FEED YOUR OWN CHILD DA-
-Don't worry tho he usually does cuz he doesn't like other people touching you that much
-is extremely gentle and soft spoken as well
-like-💘💕❣️💖💗🥖💓💞💝🌹🥐💞💓💗🥐💗🥖💘❤️❤️
-Belarus always wanting to feed you tho
-actually it isn't even a want
-it's a need
-Because she will go to like tURmOiL
-"JUST LET ME FEED THE CHILD GODDA-"
-"ok,ok,да ;-;"

🇨🇳China🇨🇳
-Probably the only ally that knows how to properly feed a baby 🙄😔
-Mei being exactly like Bela
-Except it's only a want 😐
-Will actually feed you actual milk!
-Finally! :D
-Does it get better than this?
-Well...probably..?
-idk
-Will rock you while doing so
-Telling you Chinese myths and stories 😢
-Not the scary legend stuff tho
-hecc naw
-Even if he doesn't really want to,
-Sometimes Hong Kong feeds you 😳
-But only because China makes him 🤦🏽‍♀️
-"dad like,why do I have to do it,like what about Mei?Ugh.."
-"Just feed your damn sister aRU"
-"bUt I wAnNa fEeD hErRrRr"
-"No let him try"
-"but"
-JUST FU-
-Lets just say China got his way... :/

🇩🇪Germany🇩🇪
-Gilbert try to give you BEER 🤦🏽‍♀️
-smh 🙄
-Germany having to fight you to feed you ;-;
-"(Y/N) just ᴱᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘ"
-Hungary is mad at Gilbert
-*que angry Hungarian noises*
-Germany tries to be gentle with you but it's like-sUPeR HarD
-Cuz ya keep movin
-But that's ok he's a stronk man >:]
-Gilbert complaining that if he doesn't give you beer you'll never be a true man/woman
-like- really boi 🤦🏽‍♀️🙄
-Italy watching you the whole time
-Like-bruh what are you doing |:/ 🤨
-probably picking you up at the same time cause he stronk like that |:]

🇮🇹Italy🇮🇹
-Does...not...know....how...to feed....baby
-Lovino tries to help him
-Ends up making it worse
-Him dropping you on accident 😳
-Starts crying*
-Don't worry tho you weren't hurt 😩
-stops crying*
-Lovino feeding you tomato juice like what th-
-He's really scared that he will hurt you
-um...almost again...?
-He's really caring about all this sO-sniffles* dOnT jUdGE hiM
-eVEn iF hE sUCks aT iT
-LiKe rEALLy hARd
-Like in the last one he has to fight you to feed you
-Except it's worse ;(
-kinda
-But it's like you fight a lot in the beginning but towards the end you get tired and just- 💤😴💕
-Will promise that the next time he'll do it right <:)
-I bet you'll love to see how that goes 😳😅

🇯🇵Japan🇯🇵
-Out of all the axis children you probably the least hard to feed
-Probably does so while watching anime
-Actually knows what he's doing too 👌😁
-Pochi trying time sit on his lap at the same time as well 😑
-"Pochi ᴳᵉᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ"
-FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T NEED HELP
-😩
-AND KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT WITHOUT A BOOK OR GOOGLE
-Wait he just used anime?
-Dang 😔
-Can and will multitask
-like he's a god at it 😳
-Cooking and feeding you at the same time?
-no prob
-Gets embarrassed if someone walks in on him feeding you
-idk why but uhh ok?
-Is low key scared when Feli tries to feed you
-I could kinda see why tho 😐
-Will read to you something while feeding you at the same time
-again with the multitasking ;-;
-Out of honesty if you wanna a baby sitter just choose Japan
-Oh wait he might be like: "what are you giving me ;-;"
-And oh wait he doesn't actually exist ;^;
-Reality check*
-Me:Absolutely can't handle it*
-*ugly crying knowing none of them are real ;-;