You've been in the cabin for a few weeks now. One member of your group has became a royal ass, and has been pissing off other members of your group. One day, he challanges your leadership and comes at you with a knife. Another two members rally behind him, but your friends kill them just as you kill the man who was attacking you.
How can you prevent this?
"Get better friends?"
No, random man. Better friends cannot prevent this. In every group, there will be one or two people who want complete control.
"So, does that mean work alone?"
Of course not, random man! Working alone is BAD. Remember the code?
"Never puke on your girlfriend?"
No! Never swim alone. Always work in a group, random man. If you don't, bad things could happen to you. Like you could die. And dying is BAD.
The best way to counter this desire to have more power, is to keep everyone calm and collective. If you make someone mad once, they will remember that forever. Once they get that image of you dying at the hands of several thousand zombies, that image will never leave. They will use you for bait.
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The Practical Zombie Survival Guide
JugendliteraturThis guide is about zombies. Read it. You may survive.
