Bunch O One shots

Sherlock Holmes X John Watson

In the darkness of that night, away from the preying eyes and ears of those who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed.

But they were not strangers, they knew each-other. And they knew each-other much closer then any of their friends did realize.

They knew each-other both inside and out. But their friends did not know this. Their friends could not know. Their friends should not know this.

Nor could they know. Because it was night, and thus away from their viscous, judging eyeballs.

"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, who was not a stranger to the other stranger but will remain a stranger to us for the moment.

"I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see us here, even if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."

"Good. I couldn't take their judgement right now. My life is too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know what Id do."

"Don't worry Mr Holmes, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark"

"Thanks, Watson. I will always be in the dark for you too"

With that the two shadows embraced - an embracement in the night full of passion and romance.

It was a dark and stormy night...

For a moment time seemed to slowed down. Holmes wondered why. Sherlock turned around slowly (due to the time seeming to have slowed down).

Then the explanation - Dr Watson was secretly looking at him. Looking at him in that special way.

Holmes soul lit up like a beacon in the night - even though it was day.

In all of this. In all of this mess. They had each other, even if each other was the only ones that knew.

Dr Watson turned away at that moment - Time jumped back to normal as Mr Holmes was no longer transfixed by Dr Watson.

Fortunately no one else had noticed.

Sherlock was rescuing some bunch of flowers.

Suddenly he bumped into Mycroft.

"Whoa I didn't expect to see you here at your house."

"Yes I come here every Monday."

Suddenly, there was a slow creepy, scary noise.He put his Sex in her Sex and they had Sex!

They stared deeply and lovingly at each over .

But they bumped into a deep dark scary hole.

"oh no I have have been damaged " said Holmes.

"I believe Moriarty is behind this!"

"I deduced as much myself did I"

"He is behind an mega evil scheme to dominate ourtown."

"How"?

By finding a powerful manikin of doom and firing it at us.

"can we stop him?"

Yes, by finding the alarm clock of satan.

"where?"

In the magical island , hidden in the mountings of bunny rabbits , opposite the knickers of hell.

........ There lies a signpost...it will tell you where to go.

"Who are you?"

"..."

With that the mysterious invisible voice vanished in a puff of smoke.

"Come now, Hero, we must find and sneak our quest to do!"