Jokes And Laugh [COMPLETED]

Just 10 Laugh and Jokes

(Paalala: ang jokes na ito ay para lang sa mga madadaling maka GETS,kung isa ka sa mga ito idi Welcome ka sa story na toh..)

1Q.Ano ang Candy na nahuhuli o nalalate?

Sagot:Choco-LATE

(Haha..Shts ang Kurni)

2Q.Anong kaibahan ng BROCCOLI at BURGERS??

Sagot: simple lang, ang mga batang katulad ko hindi kumakain ng Broccoli.

While burgers are so yummy!

(Agree??)

3Q.Anong gagawin mo kung may gorilla sa higa-an mo?

Sagot:Idi mag hahanap nang ibang higaan..tsk..Why bothered XD

(Chooss!! Haha..oo nga naman)

4Q.Why did the banana go to the doctor??

Sagot: Dahil he wasn't PEELING well!

(Hahaha..What a creep XP)

5Q.Bakit kinain ng bata ang kanyang assignment??

Sagot: Dahil sinabi ng kanyang teacher na 'it was a piece of cake'

(.....pfft..)

6Q.Ano ang mangyayari kung ang dalawang palaka ay parehong nakahuli sa iisang insekto??

Sagot: idi 'they got tongue-tied'

(Whut The?? Hahaha)

7Q.What do you call bedtime stories for horses??

Sagot: *tentenenen* PonyTales XP

(Corny again...Wahaha)

8Q.What did the wolf say when he saw a herd of sheep??

Wolf said: Oh great! A supermarket.

(Lol:3)

9Q.What sound do porcupines make when they kiss??

Porcupines said: mwua mwua.chup.chup..hahahah.kidding.... The answer is 'OUCH'

And The Last Laugh! (actually not laugh..Title lang po yang laugh)

Scrambled Words:

[See if you can make new words from these words...Example: 'the eyes' if you scramble it you can see the 'they see' ayt?

Now,try to scrambled this words and find or make an another words..The following:

angered,
astronomers,
evil,
funeral,
nameless,
night,
nuclear and organ.

Simulan na ang paghahanap ng bagong words!

I will revealed the answers latuur next update:)

A/N:Next update na po ang mga new words na nagawa ko sa 'the following':)