Wrong Number / Reddie

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Richie: Ello there Bird Boi!
Have you gone to the temple
yet?

Unknown: Uh.. I think u have
the wrong #.

Richie: Are ya kidding me?
Stan, it's me Richie.

Unknown: Idk anyone named
Richie.

Richie: Stanley Urine! It's me!
Your best trashmouth buddy!

Unknown: Are u kidding me?
I told u. This isn't Stan, or
whatever this person's name is.
U have the wrong #.

Richie: Yeah, you're definitely
not Stan. He doesn't text like
that.

Unknown: No shit Sherlock.
Unknown: what's with the proper
grammer? We're texting.

Richie: Why must it matter to
you?

Unknown: Just asking. Jesus
fuckj g Christ
Unknown: Fucking*

Richie: When and where?

Unknown: That's gay

Richie: You're gay -3-

Unknown: 1) how'd you know
and 2) wtf is "-3-"

Richie: It's a kissy face,
dumbass.

Unknown: yeah yeah, whatever.
Unknown: question. Why r u still
texting me?

Richie: Cause I'm tryna kniw
if I can fuck your mom.

Unknown: That's fucking
disgusting.

Richie: I know you are, but
what am I?

Unknown: A two year old who
for some reason has a phone.

Richie: Ouch.
Richie: Anywho, I should go
cuss off Bev for giving me the
wrong number.

Unknown: Bev? As in Beverly
Marsh?

Richie: Yeah, how'd you know?

Unknown: Me and her r friends.

Richie: Since when?

Unknown: nun ya business.

Richie: Ok Boomer.

Unknown: Listen Linda, I ain't no
boomer.

Richie: damn-
Richie: idk if I should be happy
or questioning why I'm still
talking to you.

Unknown: if you picked option
#2 we'd be on the same page.

Richie: Alrighty then-
Richie: I should get going.

Unknown: yeah, whatever.

Richie: Rudeee
Richie: Anywho, cya.
Richie: Also, tell your mom I
said hi.

Unknown: Fuck off.

Richie: Goodbye to you too.

I don't know guys, I just really wanted to post something.
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