𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 | dealor

prologue

A/N
Welcome! This fanfiction will also be cross posted on my Ao3 which is 'freddinnuendo' :)

Also, the chapters, or 'books', of this story will mostly just consist of letters our two lovebirds send eachother... some chapters will also consist of some description, but not much... hope you enjoy!

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"I'm not signing up for a pen pal site." Roger scolded the two boys sat in front of him with pleading looks in their eyes. Brian and Freddie had been bugging him for the past two weeks about 'not having a social life except for us and the girls you shag occasionally'. Roger had insisted that he had a perfectly fine and stable social life and he didn't need them on his arse 24/7 trying to help him. 

"Oh come on, please, Rog." Brian practically begged. "It'll be funny, anyways. Bunch of nerds will be on there, I bet. We can take the piss out of 'em." The curly haired boy raised an eyebrow and sported a mischievous smirk. 

Freddie nodded in agreement. "Exactly. Plus, that means you'll be the hottest guy on there honey, no competition at all. Doesn't that boost your ego a little?" Roger saw Freddie elbow Brian softly as if to let him know they were onto something. 

Roger thought about this. They weren't exactly wrong. Plus, it could be fun to take the piss a bit. Exchanging a few letters with an acne covered lad desperately needing a shag couldn't be that boring, right? If all went well, it could actually be quite fun. 

"I'll only do it if you guys do it with me. Run the account together. Send the letters together. I ain't doing this on my own." Roger folded his arms and tapped his foot on the wooden floor. Brian and Freddie looked at each other, silently asking one another if they should take part too. 

Finally, the two nodded. "Fine." Brian answered. "This could be quite fun, actually." He added, strolling over the room to retrieve the red laptop Roger used for his uni work. He placed it in the blonde's lap and the latter unfolded it and pressed the power on button.

Freddie directed him to the website and there they were, making an account. "What shall we call ourselves?" Roger wondered, eyes not leaving the bright screen. 

"Let's just put it in your name, Rog." Freddie suggested, reaching over to type 'Roger Meddows' into the username section, not using Roger's real last name for obvious reasons. They created a password, 'freddie-has-a-massive-dong' (courtesy of the main man himself, of course) and off they were. 

Two hours later... Freddie has went home and Brian is in a lecture...

Roger: you and brian aren't allowed to take part in the pen pal thing anymore.

Freddie: what? wtf why lol? x

Roger: because i found the most adorable and hottest guy ever and you two aren't gonna fuck this up for me

Roger: x