Okay, so my friend and i were talking and this conversation has me dead
Me: Okay, have you found any?
Friend: Okay, yeah I'm gonna post it now.
Friend: NOW NOW NOW
Me: *scrambles through stuff*
Me: ITS NOT WORKINNGGGG
Friend: GO GO GO
Me: I DONT SEE IT
Friend: DO IT NOWWWWW
Me: WHATS IT IN
Friend: *says secret file thing*
Me: NO ITS NOT
Friend: YES IT IS. ITS IN *SAYS IT*
Me: ITS NOT FUCKING THERE
Friend: LOOOKKKKK
Me: I HAVE LIKE FIFTEEN TIMES
Friend: (name) ITTSSSS THEREEEEEE
Me: NO ITS NOT MY GOD
Friend: ITS IN THE SECOND PART
Me: THERE IS NO SECOND PART
Friend: AAAAAAAAA
Me: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE. I FOUND IT.
Me: IT WONT WORK
Me: ITS WORKING BRB
Friend: FUCK. SHIT. BITCH. IMMA DIE. KASHOOT MYSELF. CRY THEN KASHOOT MYSELF.
Me: we did it. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, COMRADE.
Friend: ima look for more.
Me: *in tears laughing from this*
Me: if he finds out about this... I SWEAR TO GOD TAKE THIS TO OUR GRAVES.
Friend: everything we say goes to our graves.
Friend: ima find some baby pics too
Me: oh dear lord.
Friend: i think i found baby c/n
Me: *freaking dies laughing*
